๐ŸŽƒ Brendan ๐Ÿ‘ป

๐ŸŽƒ Brendan ๐Ÿ‘ป

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An old man was lying on his deathbed when he smelled his favorite cookies. He rolled out of bed and crawled to the kitchen and grabbed a cookie with all of his remaining strength. Just then, his wife slaps his hand with a spatula and asks: "what are you doing? Those are for the funeral!