Bret Saunders

So do ya think Trump sent a catering truck down to Brazil to sneak L’il Bolsonaro out?

It’s difficult to imagine some of the twisted shit that’s going to be hatefully bellowed through microphones in the next week

Saw two documentaries over the weekend and loved the one with Maria Bamford. No comment on the other out of fear I will be eliminated from civilization.

Dropped off my ballot today and did not hear THE MONSTER MASH on the drive over!

Stop gloating Start voting

Not leaving the house (other than dropping off my ballot) for the next two weeks may appear to be extreme, but it’s a paltry price to pay in order to avoid hearing “The Monster Mash.”

Whom amongst us HASN’T failed the California bar exam and called themselves an attorney?

Great thing about Fall: utilizing long sleeves to open public doors so I don’t have to touch diseased/vile filth-ridden surfaces

Dang I’d forgotten how much I enjoy 45 degrees

“…and in conclusion, uh, I found the last page of THE END OF DEMOCRACY to be the most, uh, interesting of all.”

Calling it for Colorado Folk: shorts and hoodies weather begins NOW

About to see DIGGER Will let you know

Beep Bloop BOOM

I mean you can’t really fault Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner for having an affair with the erotic strains of Eddy Grant’s and Billy Ocean’s theme songs permeating their lustful souls

Just got back from Target and they said there were no DIGGER lunchboxes for sale 😢

Ever wake up so exhausted it feels like you’ve been through 9/12 of the year?

Thanks to Michael Roberts at @westword.com for asking me to participate in this thoughtful piece: www.westword.com/news/has-den...

You can say what you like about that Schmitt guy, but he gave us all a delightful day of laughs

Maintain a wondrous relationship with the beauty of creativity in the world - listen to more jazz.

Stay the course - Election Day will be here before you know it. Both sides are not the same.

Today should be a national holiday.

Is it just me or

Come together and stand together or you’re next. So many in power have been rationalizing away their responsibility and the need to stand up for others, and consequently surrendering more and more until it comes for them.

My doom scroll addled brain seems to think Kash Patel and that AI “actress” will be opening for Ed Sheeran at the Kennedy Center

Hey, I know beef has become really expensive, but?

What we really want is a phone we can crumple up like a credit card bill and toss in the (2 points!) trash

Sorry but my final offer for my personal stake in Democracy is $6000

Historians, help me out here - has there ever been a US President who unapologetically loathes the American Populace more than this guy?

Happy Belabor Day and I cannot stress this enough: Happy Belabor Day

Phish songs I hope the band plays live in Colorado tonight: - “Can You Fly, Bobby?” - “I’d Buy That for a Dollar!” - “Bitches Leave”

There’s nothing urine can’t do! www.ndtv.com/travel/mount...

Hey Denver - getting ready to jump in the time machine so I can get the best deals at SNIAGRAB

Ever feel like you’re 8/12 of the way through the year?

Any year that robs us of Sonny Rollins, Dolly Parton, Abdullah Ibrahim, James “Blood” Ulmer and now David Fair is a cursed year indeed.

Just wait until Victor Marx tells everyone how he got that fiddle made of gold

Stop running the Liberty Biberty ads before I wretch again

Good thing he didn’t rename it “Lake Titicaca” - imagine his spelling!

Just occured to me we now have to live and carry on in a world without her

Dolly Parton was among the finest songwriters America ever produced. We are poorer today. 💔

Any American who grew up near Canada knows its people have always projected warmth, civility and kindness. Canada is a swell next door neighbor! I hope our relationship doesn’t suffer long-term damage…

What happens after you throw up in a Waymo? Only one way to find out!

They were extra-despicable this week

Sorry I’m so emotionally unavailable tonight - I’m just so wrapped up in not listening to Michael Cohen interview Donald Trump

Happy National Radio Day to all who celebrate

Was hoping there’d be a 100 CD box set for John Coltrane’s 100th birthday next month

What if I liked those fruit bars BECAUSE OF the glass???

I’m outrage overloaded today. Glad I have all of you to pick up the slack!