Brett Should Be Writing

Been getting a few new followers on here lately, so let's lay it down. Trans rights are human rights. Women don't owe you anything. Pronouns are important. Book banning or burning is pure evil. Pro choice. Black lives matter. Pro wrestling is awesome. Guac should not be extra.

Glacies delenda est.

Growing old is a never-ending series of watching your heroes die and your enemies grow more powerful.

I'd rather get an unsolicited dick pic over an unsolicited YouTube link.

I don't like sports. No one does.

Lol. Lmao.

Have you heard of the High Elves?

Meta's down. Lol. Lmao.

Bye, Felicia.

DO IT AGAIN, I WASN'T LOOKING!

Suck it, Orban.

Bye, Felicia.

@snapcube.gay

Your arguments, no matter how well thought out or articulated, fall deaf on the ears of a hungry cat.

Ladies.

Not every half-baked idea that goes meandering through that overgrown baked potato you call your brain needs to be made public. Please, for the love of all things, learn when to shut the fuck up.

A seven nation asskicking by Jack White, bravo rockstar

I'm not mad. I'm disappointed. Perpetually.

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It's what government is supposed to be.

Stay warm out there, everyone.

With regards to the Winter storm that will soon reign terror across the states, I must say with all due gusto, FUCK ICE!

It's not a good night for mental illness, I'm gonna be honest with ya.

About to start my Kingdom Come Deliverance II journey, because I'm sick as a dog and I have nothing else to do.

Me, who just turned 35 last August:

Someone at my workplace straight up smells like rotten eggs.

I believe in you!

Was in a traffic collision (my fault) today that totalled my car. 2026 can bite me.

We're one week into this fucking year.

This is my new favorite for Democratic frontrunner.

KPop Demon Hunters is up there with Metal Gear Rising Revengeance in soundtracks you should listen to if you want to feel powerful.

They really think we're all as stupid as them, don't they?

Me: "I'm gonna grab a beer, you want one?" The Wicked Witch of the West: "..." Me: "OH! Shit, sorry man."

If I haven't yet said it today, fuck the state that I live in for requiring this app to verify my driver's license in order to have DMs. I'm not in middle school, and you're not my mom, state legislators.

Now would be a real funny time for the rest of the civilized world to adopt clean & renewable energy, thus eliminating the need for fossil fuels.

I am once again begging for Atlus to release an updated port for all of the Trauma Center games.

I read the news today, oh boy...

Me, talking to a guy waking up in a cryo-chamber: "Welcome to the Future! It's really fucking stupid, you're gonna want to pop back in that thing for another couple of hundred years 'til we get our shit together."

Here's to another lousy millennium.

Always seem to be wondering why there's nothing going down here.

Merl Crenis

IT IS TIME. Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas

So, the third FF7 game is gonna be trash at launch.

solidarity with trans people and death to fascism

I had a nightmare that I re-opened my Facebook account. I am now shaking in the fetal position while nursing a bottle of Crown Royal.

The return of #AEWDark tonight! It's like Christmas come early!

The opposite of "fake it 'til you make it" is "be real 'til you steal." Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk.

Goodbye stranger, It's been nice.