Brian J Hoffman

GREAT RAPE APE The Great Rape Ape rides again! Just when you thought the Epstein sewer couldn't get any deeper, a rape allegation involving Trump and a former Miss Switzerland bubbles to the surface. Same circus. Same ape. Bigger pile of shit.

THE PRICE OF EXISTENCE

HAVE A NICE SURVEILLANCE 🙂📹🔒 Freedom has never been so secure.

Eye Candy 💥👁️ It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

ONE NATION UNDER FRAUD 🇺🇸💸 Jesus Saves. MAGA Withdraws.

👑 Her Majesty’s Day Out 👑 Every princess needs a little fresh air.

NO LOITERING Somewhere between convenience and inconvenience, the unwanted find a place to belong.

The Meat Parade: Marching Toward a Meatier Tomorrow 🥩🏴 Ah, the wonders of imagination. A clipart steak, a few cartoon limbs, and some waving flags—all pulled together and composited into a vintage propaganda-inspired parade. No particular cause, no political agenda. Just meat on a mission.

AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM 🇺🇸 You can wrap a piece of shit in the American flag, but it's still a piece of shit. 💩

🎃 DELLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE RICH 💰 - This Halloween, the trick is on the poor.

A little late posting, but grateful to be back for another Cat Art Show alongside so many talented artists! This piece is 1 of 2 I have in the show at @catconworldwide in Pasadena, with 10% of proceeds helping cats in need. Big thanks to the Cat Art Show crew for having me back! 🐈‍⬛❤️

Little Sister Is Watching 👁️ The First Doll Lies. The Second Sees.

HEAVEN AIN'T FREE Blessed are those who can afford it.

Beautiful From Here ☀️ Tomorrow looks brighter already.

The Ivy Can’t Hide You. 👀 Prestige is a poor disguise.

Fig. 13 — Form a Circle ⭕️ All participants must face inward before the activity can begin.

BILLION DOLLAR BABY They grow up so fast. 👶🐍

"Manufactured Venom" Carefully formulated for mass consumption. 🐍

SHOW & TELL Created digitally using scanned fragments from old magazines and aged papers, with hand-drawn crayon marks worked into the composition. Images were cut, layered, distressed, and reassembled digitally to retain the rough edges, faded textures, and imperfections of a physical collage.

“Everything In Harmony” 📖 Everyone is free to sing the same song.

🔥 THE FIRE SHE KEPT 🔥 They took everything but the flame.

“The New Decadence” Every age gets the villain it deserves.

CRUZ CONTROL 🕹️👅 Why lead when you can follow?

My work was selected for CHEAP – Street Poster Art Festival 2026 and is currently glued to the walls as part of this year’s theme, CONFLITTO E CURA — Conflict and Care. Big thanks to @cheapfestival for having me. 📷 Margherita Caprilli

"There Will Be Cake" ~ Please remain cheerful until refreshments arrive. 🤡 🍰 ☠️

My piece “NO SLEEP” is currently on view as part of BEASTIE BOYS SQUARE: A Tribute Art Show at Studio6 Gallery in NYC. Celebrating the 3rd anniversary of the naming of Beastie Boys Square at Ludlow & Rivington — the Lower East Side corner immortalized on the cover of Paul’s Boutique.

"A Small Price to Pay" ~ Not a big thing. 🏷️ 🥔 🇺🇸

"Christ Ain't White" ~ Faith was never the property of whiteness. 😇 🇺🇸

Nothing screams ‘public servant’ like hiding your face while terrorizing the public. If you need a mask to enforce your version of ‘law and order,’ maybe the uniform isn’t the part that deserves respect. FARGIN ICE HOLES.

Huge thanks to everyone who came down for PASTE PRESENT FUTURE, celebrating 35 years of The Big Issue and the art of protest through fly posters, street art and some seriously stunning work. Proud to be a small part of this one. ✊

FOR CHRIST’S SKATE ~ He died for your spins. 🛼😇

Psyched to be part of this upcoming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles group show at Seventh Corner Gallery / Howling Pages in Chicago, opening this weekend! I’ll have a piece in the show titled “Bad Brain.” 🐢🍕

Honored to have a piece in Paste, Present & Future — celebrating 35 years of The Big Issue and bringing together 35 artists around protest, street art, and the things that keep us up at night.

"Your Contribution Has Been Noted" ~ Thank you for your participation. Your sacrifice has been processed accordingly. No clear objective. No ending in sight. Just more helmets for the pile—and another trophy for the ceremony.

“The Other First Lady” ~ The closest thing to a White House pet. 🐀

"The Future Was Here" She was supposed to inherit tomorrow. Instead, we left her standing in the ruins of it. A quiet warning about what we leave behind—and who has to live with it.

"American Idle" ~ Still waiting for greatness. ⏳🇺🇸

El Lardo 🫯🐽 Forged in greed, vanity, and cheap gold, El Lardo emerged: a pig in a crown, a mouth full of lies, and an ego too bloated for the mask.

"United We Sink" — One nation. One direction. 🦅💩🇺🇸

"The Communist Sausage" Ted Cruz keeps warning that the communists are coming to cancel Christmas, erase Thanksgiving, and destroy America. Here”s a sausage for his butthole.

"Pulpit Fiction" ⛪️🗳️ Where conviction meets convenience.

"I'm the Bad Guy?" ~ How'd that happen? I did everything they told me.

"Closed on Sunday" ~ Some came for glue. Others paid to keep love from sticking. 🔥💔

"Peace Offering" ~ Because history suggests we don't always recognize one when we see it. ✌️🔥

Mephitis americanus Common Name: Spray Tan Habitat: Cable news, golf courses, and social media. Defense Mechanism: When threatened, Mephitis americanus assumes an aggressive posture and expels a high-pressure slurry.

"Small Victories" ~ You win some. You lose some. 🚩

"The Illusion of Choice" ~ The illusion isn't the cheese. It's the choice. 🧀

"The Elephant in the Room" ~ Turns out the elephant in the room isn't the problem. It's the company. 🐘

"Fun While It Lasts" ~ Some lessons come with sharp edges.

Coming soon to a street near you [Grow up and radical friends] Big Issue x Grow up [Artist takeover] Celebrating 35 years of Big Issue, Grow Up Art has teamed up with UNCLE, to present PASTE PRESENT FUTURE— The show will take over the streets of London as a city-wide paste-up gallery.