Brian Maggi

As far as slogans go, "Tax the Rich" is shit because the rich argue they already are, like everyone else. The problem is they've received multiple tax cuts unlike us. Something like "Reverse the Tax Cuts" sounds better because it's something the rest of us didn't get and it's undeserved.

Turns out Nate Bartgaze’s dumb bumpkin act is real. It’s the nice, decent guy thing that‘s fake.

From what I can tell, the best thing about being a billionaire isn’t the money. It’s the ability to act with impunity knowing millions of fanboys will accuse any critics of just being jealous.

Why are small plates full price?

A little Easter humor. #standup #jesus

Book banning is a bad thing whether it’s being driven by the left or the right.

Right wing conservatism is easy to understand once you realize it's a grift-based ideology. It patronizes the gullible and despises the skeptical.

I saw #projecthailmary and found it hard to believe the whiteboard markers still worked after being on a spaceship for. eleven years.

Trump is what The Godfather would’ve been like if it were centered around Fredo.

The hearings to determine whether Markwayne Mullin is qualified to run DHS will also highlight his lack of qualifications to be a senator.

Using AI to build and launch software when you don't understand or care how software works should be called DOGE-ing it, not vibe coding.

Does this mean MarkWayne Mullin has to start sleeping with Corey Lewandowski?

At some point Trump has to realize getting a cushy prison sentence like Ghislane Maxwell has got to more appealing than being president.

Only a complete idiot would plan another war in the Middle East and even Trump couldn’t bother to do that.

If you voted for Trump you voted for all this shit because he ran without a plan And everyone who ran against him warned you.

You can't fix stupid. You can vote for it over and over again.

RFK Jr. because some broken clocks are right only twice a year.

I miss the good old days when athletes waited until they retired to become GOP stooges.

If bringing up the Epstein Files is political, then I guess defending financial crimes and rape are part of the GOP's platform. I remember a time not that long ago when these were bipartisan concerns.

I've never bought into Thomas Carlyle's Great Man Theory, but for those who do, doesn't the guy have to actually, you know, be great?

Has it ever occurred to anyone that the US has become increasingly ignorant because we waste so much of our time and money on sports?

I'm only looking forward to #SuperBowlLIX this year because last year, I had a colonoscopy scheduled for the Monday after.

Melinda French Gates is the only person whose reaction has been remotely normal compared to everyone else with a spouse that's been connected to Epstein. www.npr.org/2026/02/03/n...

The best case scenario to explain Jeffery Epstein is that the financial fraud racket is so competitive he needed to include sex trafficking to woo the most wealthy degenerates. #epsteinfiles

marchforbillionaires.org If this is a joke, it could be funnier. If it's real, it's just sad.

Never take advice from someone who has time to podcast.

Tech genius 101. Email is permanent.

We did predict it. And we were called alarmist.

Steve Jobs was known for categorizing people as shitheads and bozos. Which one is Tim Cook?

MAGA is weak, unpopular, and wildly outnumbered. Democrats need to start acting like it.

Dilbert reminded me of the comic strip Cathy. Both were funny at times, but mostly depended on recycled tropes that insipid people found insightful. I made this parody of #Dilbert back in '04 long before I finding out #ScottAdams was such an unpleasant misanthrope.

I was at Home Depot and asked an associates where can I find the wing nuts. He said, aisle 8, and the other one is on his cigarette break

Podcaster Ben Shapiro doesn't care what people think despite it being the only requirement for having that job.

We could have spent the same $200B to hire the same losers for something useful like rebuilding our crumbling infrastructure instead of ICE. But then they'd bitch there weren't enough immigrants.

Starbuck's Pike's Place coffee is so bad, I call it grounds for divorce. #starbucks

Trump signing his Truth Social posts with "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER" gives off K-Mart general manager announcing a blue-light special vibes.

I used to think Dave Chappelle's complaints about Cancel Culture were bullshit. But then I watched 5 of his Netflix specials from 2025, and now I'm convinced.

Everyone who has ever wanted to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers in concert has already, and everyone who doesn't has seen them at least twice.

Just a friendly reminder that you can't spell Normalize without an N, an A, a Z or an I

I told my father-in-law I don't get any of my news from tv or the cable networks. He asked, "but how do you know what's really going on?" I said, "I just told you."

One could argue, but it's more effective with two or more people.

I'm working on a book that shoots bullets to get people behind banning guns in schools.

We need to send cops and ICE agents through the same rigorous training they give the folks at the DMV. Those people deal with crazy all day and manage to keep their shit together and not shoot anyone.

RFK Jr. announced he's replacing the outdated USDA food "pyramid" with a more modern, multi-level, interactive distribution model that focuses less on the science of nutrition and more on relationships, and referrals for people who prefer to do their own research and possibly earn a commission.

If you were a fan of the 80s gameshow "Make Me Laugh", you'll love this. Cracked Me Up is a similar format with 3 great comedians. It's 1/8 at 1st Street Wine Company in Livermore, CA. If you're in the Tri-Valley definitely check it out. #livermorecomedy #standupcomedy #trivalleycomedy

Whether you love to hear or tell funny stories, there's an event coming up on 1/30 at Omega Road Winery in Livermore. I'll be hosting and it'll be hilarious. showmentum.com/show/the-mar... #livermorecomedy #trivallycomedy

Mario is hilarious. If you love standup comedy and are in the Bay Area on January 2, definitely check this show out.

The farmers who claim to be feeding America are getting a bailout because China wasn't buying their crops.

Great interview in today's NYTimes of my friend Paulina Borsook. She's one of the co-conspirators at In Formation magazine. We've created some great pieces together. Check out from Tech to Bro in issue 3. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/t...

In the minuscule chance it turns out Trump was only having sex with adult women through Epstein's sex-trafficking operation, it's just another of many heinous crimes he has committed. Focus on the files creates another opportunity to exonerate him as a degenerate. That ship has sailed.