Dr. Brian O'blivion

1:30 pm emergency cheese lunch is hitting, let's gooo

Sucks to be him!

❤️ R.I.P. Jan, Tammy, and Phil. ❤️

A Milhouse's excitement, now tinged with grief A feeling borrowed, not new ❤️

How do you want him to fight Satan? Over the phone!?! Smdh

New Roommates

Blusky scroll serendipitous synchronicity. Action movie but make it GOD. ❤️

"Bloodless data should explain it all, and Clarissa is like, too emotional anyways" This song used to be considered hyperbolic but seems more matter-of-fact today.

Yea, I think the poster could have used any of the strips to emphasize the point but could not because the strips betray the argument and all the chimers-in seem quite happy to be chewing that fetid cud too. ❤️

"You both must be workin from outdated information, it's currently overcast & I'll hold contempt for both of you until you agree that the sky is overcast & when I look outside the window, it better be fuckin overcast or I swear to god i will correct you again until you yapping dogs fuckin HEEL!!!" ❤️

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those were different times

That geode that looks like a frame with a picture of a cat sucking a lollipop would help me too.

Am i supposed to believe they all graduated on the same day? This fuckin Ai shit's driving me nuts!

Culvert is the culprit culpable here.

This video shows a raccoon and her babies eating Culver's Jumbo Shrimp.

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'It's a practice, you know what we are talking about is a practice right and not an actual game but a practice?'

Don't forget the vexed chattering of the smiling British!

The Helena Daily Independent Helena Montana May 24,1924

ARREST FORBES MAGAZINE TOO!!! THEY ALSO DID THIS!!!

THEY DID THIS!!!

He's not just on the team that won the finals, you could argue he won it single-handedly. With regular-sized hands!

I host an open studio art thing at a senior center and a lady ripped this off in 2 hours after our session back in the craftroom. The whole canvas was that blue color in the background when we talked about her using it for a birthday gift for her friend as our session ended. ❤️

Hoser lost in Ireland needs help.

"You see, his statements here are truthful but they are the scaffolding for his next set of lies, so, uuhh, just a heads up, i guess but hey, reality has crawled underneath his rock, so that's something." ❤️

I usually try to explain it like this: picture Amber Frost as Glenn Greenwald. Now imagine they're Uzbek. Doesn't look so much like the Dancing Plague of 1518 was caused by dudebros vaguetweeting now, does it?

But the new Laz-e-Boy sofa sleeper should be here on Monday! Can't he chill at a Holiday Express, why's he always gotta be 'out there', 'in the arena' anyways!?! ❤️

Welcome the stranger at all times, keeping record of all the 'buts' you encounter when living that way. As the veil of strangeness dissolves into familiarity, some of those 'buts' will be shown as 'stinking thinking' & others will be revealed as gracious warnings unheeded. Grace for everyone. ❤️

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"Well-publicized rarity". Need to remind myself to sleep on my stomach tonight so i don't die choking on 30 year old puke.

Look at how big these dogs are!

I filled up the birdbath noisily to let the splashing sounds signal to Rex a water source, in case he didn't have eyes on it from his rooftop perch. It wasn't long before he came back down the tree.

Rex stopped by again last night but there wasn't enough water in the birdbath to get a good scrub on. I mouth clicked and told Rex that i would brb with water and he climbed up the tree as i passed him and went inside to get water