aquariana ♒️ 🍒

cannot believe yall let your men outside of the house in flip flops unleashing their horrific toes on us all

had such a productive day #thethoughts couldn’t even win

is mamdani hot or am i just easily charmed

when roxy hart said “lord knows he ain’t got the smarts” exactly

do NOT drink dandelion tea unless u want to pee every 15 mins for the next 18 hours

mitch mcconnell quite literally has 1 foot in hell and they’re still letting him work like pls let that crypt keeper rot in hospice and let’s move on

every time i see a pic of myself that i took in my old apartment i want to d*e. pls god let me own a house one day with similar vibes :(

why do we all have our period rn

listening to borderline by madonna on repeat for over an hour is a totally normal and ok thing to do and is not indicative of mental illness

the rich and famous for sure have something bizarre going on in wyoming

my dad watching the blackberry movie: “we NEED nerds cause they just be doing shit”

anyone born after 9/11 automatically irritates me

one thing about me is i’m gonna do whatever the fuck i want

at a phase rn where i fully understand why elvis became a recluse and just slept and ate fried pb&js all day til he croaked

i had to unfollow business of fashion and their dumb ahh articles

i could never marry someone who gives even the slightest fuck about professional sports

everyone dying except #him!!! someone take one for the team and put glass in one of the 10 mcdoubles he eats per day or maybe some antifreeze in his diet coke oh my god PLEASE

avoidants be like: how dare u show me love n affection that i told u i wanted 😡👺

life really fucking sucks rn but i have unwavering faith that everything is going to work out exactly how i want so just let me bitch and moan about it so i don’t get an autoimmune disease from holding it in :)

first week of class and i’m supposed to tell ppl during these ice breakers that i chose psych nursing bc i want to work in a research hospital for the criminally insane…? also my hobbies include s****** w**d, pouring my heart out to my journal and reading deeply unsettling fiction.

my prozac dreams have been absolutely out of control this week

ok but when was there ever a camp rock 2

i don’t want to hear about anymore outbreaks!!! i don’t want to hear about bunkers!!! i don’t want to hear about mass surveillance!!!! i don’t want to hear anymore about privatization!!! meteor pls!! make it quick

next person to make me cry is getting punched in the face

frog pose, deep breaths n circling your hips combo works better than a xanax i’ll tell you that

men are so funny (derogatory)

therapist just canceled oh it’s bad for me

i don’t care if i have blush blindness all of u can kiss my ass

the concept of basquiat and my dad being born the same year like o basquiat was a boomer lmao?

it’s mid july so pls don’t talk to me unless it’s about lana del rey

“oh im not hungry” is one of the funniest things stan twitter has ever produced

YALL CANNOT GASLIGHT ME INTO LIKING LESTAT DE LIONCOURT

it’s as though my soul has some weird karmic bullshit with the month of july and every year my mental health suffers bc of it

the crystal shop in obsession is literally my crystal shop lmfao?

i love november rain by guns n’ roses and not in an ironic way i genuinely love it lmao.

my cats aggressively chasing each other around the apartment and knocking shit over while i do a 2000s pop star performance

working a corporate desk job feels like elementary school u need to ask permission to wipe ur own ass

the legend herself britney spears gives us free performances every day on ig out of the goodness of her heart and y’all keep calling her crazy stop being ungrateful

the last few days of the luteal phase are truly the trenches. face? chopped. appetite? only nausea. energy? in the negatives. stomach? big like the moon.

boostin bitches where y’all @@@@@

spiraling abt not feeling like my best self and my friends remind me that i’m going through a lot of extremes rn, and i’m like o right i literally keep forgetting that #everything is #different

get high and watch tropico tn queen??

my braids r giving zoe kravitz rn (derogatory) and i don’t have a hair appt til next week god give me strength

computah don’t show me him

i haven’t been a silly billy in days i can feel my whimsy slipping away

they’re never bringing back new jack swing cause everyone’s on d*wners.

i went on 1 ride god bless me it’s fuckin summa

nothing like a saturday morning drive through brentwood to make you remember la is not a real place lmao.

every woman whose beauty has ever been considered to be exceptional and iconic has had stunning cheek bones

i had the horniest most feral dream last night and i know it came from my soul.