Woolfinder General

Excuse me while I scoop my eyeballs out with a teaspoon.

Atbwhat point will these people realise NO ONE WANTS DRUMS AT THE TOGGER !!!! NO ONE!!!!

Any questions ? #wawaw

Any other country on earth and the UN would have invaded by now on humanitarian grounds.

Burnham "The British people are the bosses" That's a terrifying thought. I've enough evidence in my lifetime to conclude they haven't got a fucking clue.

💙💙💙👇👇👇 read this and get checked.

I see Barry has missed out on the Balloon d'Or again.

Who the fuck is voting Reform in Scotland? Absolute lunatics.

My daughter has invited me to stay with her over Xmas. I asked her what her fella thought about it and she said he's ok with it. Translation "Do we have to have that grumpy old cunt here for a whole week?"

In good company there.

Just AI sending me repeated messages asking if I'm real. It's got me thinking now.

If you know, you know.

Muriel who lives in France wrote to the Guardian to say the French shouldn't be such lazy cunts and they need to accept a higher retirement age. I wonder why she didn't write to her local paper in Normandy?

When a group of Birkos at New Brighton mistook an otter for a Nile crocodile.

Hear me out. A book of poetry by football hooligans.

Raleigh Chopper's just sold for £9000. Who the fuck is going to be riding around on a Raleigh chopper in 2026? They were shite back in 1974

Fuckin hell 👀

Have to go into Sheffield in a bit if anyone is around like

Hungry, Serbia and now Brazil. Seems people have realised the populist far-right deliver fuck all.

Another storm tomorrow apparently. Why have we turned into Kansas all of a sudden?

Suede shoes and rain. Surely an inventor can sort this shite out ?

"It's the hope that kills you" If you still have hope as an Evertonian you need to get with the programme.

Bri's stew for tomorrow.

Decent that lad

See a group of fellas are kicking off because they were refused access to a pub for wearing a poppy. The fact it was the raise the colours mob is entirely coincidental.

I wonder which United payers we are getting on loan in January. I'm going with Dalot.

Have some of that ⚽

Man U .......hahahahahahaha

A song if you never hear again it'll be too soon and why is it Mr Brightside?

🥾🥾🥾 order of the boot

Trees have been felled, cars overturned but my Mrs fancies going out for a coffee and a cake. Straighteners available while she's in Specsavers at Stockbridge.

We are going out. Mrs is tidying up the house in case we get burgled.

Once swapped a kite for a skateboard when I was 16 and after a few days wanted to swap back but the other kid wasn't having it. It was sorted by a straightener. Everton should ask for McNeil back and similarly sort it if need be.

This is you this is.

Nice chat in the corner shop about Wednesday there.

Well that extra hours sleep was a load of bollocks. I feel exactly the same.

I'd love to be one of those fellas who lives off grid in a tent with just a dog for company but I couldn't do with wet socks tbh

This is what is currently twatting us . Amazing

Anyone seen Clayface ? May give it a go tomorrow if there are any encouraging reviews

Everton and Wednesday twatted. My world is back to normal again.

Goliath after taking one to the canister from David.

Go in Tyler lad. 2-0 down at Arsenal with 15 minutes left, do your stuff.

Someone needs to tell Moyes there is no second leg

Fuck off Lego head

You'd take the 1-0 tbh

I hope Barry's mates have a good game today

Arteta is holding an emergency meeting with his defence on how best to cope with Barry today.