Mayor Humdouger

made a meme

Maybe we should telegraph our intentions more

Figure of a Child Seated atop a Pig, 2nd–1st B.C, 📸 by @tomnweston

IRGC HASNT REPORTED ANYMORE VLCCs BLOWN THE FUCK UP THIS WEEKEND

Dude needs to have a plunger on his head with a cutout of a player in front of him to keep going

Blake Cashman game

Kyler is only good off-schedule. Cannot see over the line and everything today seems to be off-direction stuff. Not good

We out here

Imagine giving up a HR to Sal Frelick in the World Series, couldn’t be me

I need this audio over a clip of that dude slinging that Subway footling at that guy and then getting 2 blocks away and then getting his case dismissed

He’ll yea, Hawkeye football is back

So glad that the Gophers game, which features a ranked opponent, is on the fucking FOX Business channel. Wtf are we doin

Good lord, that “I can’t show my face because I have white skin” ad is fucking crazy.

Getting your luggage at the airport used to involve a minimum of 45 minutes of waiting at the carousel.

lmfao

@drewcurtis.bsky.social better bring out the banhammer again

The Rock needs to embrace being a villain because he would be amazing at it. It’s a shame his ego is too fragile to lose a fight in a movie.

Wisconsin is one of two states I've lived in whose insularity leads to the kind of evolutionary cultural craziness you find in animals in the Galapagos or language in isolated settlements. This is what hath been wrought in the name of sausage

Minnesota has Slow Mo 2.0

Shit going to hit like crack for MAGA when they find out that like half of the Somalians who emigrated here have January 1st as their birthday

Dem poller but no wonder Dems have actually put money into this race, fucking bleakkkkkkk

punkin dunkin

It’s expensive as shit to fly out of MSP and you can only fly Delta now that Sun Country will be dismantled by Allegiant but it really is an amazingly good airport that can be only truly enjoyed if you’ve had the misfortune of a bad home airport like Kansas City before they built the new terminal

Me watching The Exorcist for the first time

Fuck, I ended up scrolling the Discover tab for like 2 minutes before finding out

17 years ago today, Windows 7 was released.

They DM'd us this 2 minutes before publishing their official statement

The only cars I see Somalians driving round here are 20 year old Nissan Quests.

The capex cash burn on AI data centers must continue or else

wow, i can’t believe he said this to an innocent christian boy

anyway, I think we can all agree Portland, Oregon caused Pearl Harbor

Our kids will be bag holders for all the shittiest companies on earth

OH GOD DAMMIT HE DIDNT EVEN FUCKING DO ANYTHING

The helicopter crashed because the tech sucks, meanwhile the people who would be shooting at a legit military target also hurt innocents

2 minutes in and Bogosian has 2 SOG already

World’s best live sport.

Didn’t even see that VIX almost broke 21 today. Going to take a miracle for Donny this weekend.

Full 787 Dreamliner cockpit simulator. And then im going to goon in it like a fucking Kennedy

lol eat shit doyers

Ooooshiiii

This was designed to make Dodger fans who already accepted the series loss as mad as possible beforehand.

Holy shit, fuck you Hofer. Another fucking dirty ass Blues goalie