Brittney Brombacher

At Space 220 in Epcot and eff me this view just makes me mourn Mass Effect 😭

Man, talk about taking the largest, coarsest piece of salt one can find and gleefully shoving it into our open bleeding heart wounds.

Holy shit, BioWare is gone. Logically I know practically everything about how this industry operates has changed since the studio’s heyday, but like, I’m still having a hard time wrapping my head around it. This really sucks and really, really hurts.

A thing my kid said (loudly) while in a quiet, crowded public bathroom with me tonight: “Mommy your underwear looks like a slingshot.”

Yall think I came for the Seahawks? PFTTT

Hey stud, you graze here often?

Totally had my heart set on starting Fire Emblem, but I finished Trails in the Sky 1st Chapter last night and now I'm DYING to play 2nd Chapter ASAP.

I am clenching my arsehole with excitement for I am about to lay my eyeballs upon the motion picture that is Resident Evil.

Mentally preparing myself for another Seahawks game.

I recently joined @brianpshea.bsky.social to talk/gush/excrete/scream about Ocarina of Time! My emotional support toilet paper even made a cameo! Video: youtu.be/HXsGgfJkcxA?... Audio: open.spotify.com/episode/6oef...

Happy 25th, GameCube! What a TIME. Note the overly plucked eyebrows, my (then very trendy) loft bed and the hack-job surround sound system, which I was VERY proud of. The tap light is the cherry on top.

Whatever happened, it’s refreshing to see Kojima keep it real and not immediately/eagerly echo the “but we still love and respect each other sooo much ❤️!” statement from Sony. Most of us can spot corpo sugarcoat speak from a mile away and we’re all sick of it.

JUST wrapped up an amazing podcast talking about Zelda only to find out my quarterback is injured #GoHawks

Now that we've had time to watch the Ocarina of Time trailer/presentation a few thousand times, I want ALL of your thoughts. The good, the fantastic, the bad, ugly, questionable, etc. LET'S TALK SHOP

I just watched the Zelda direct. Literally shaking. Drained. No more tears to cry. Dead. Happy dead. Delirious. Help.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I’M OLDER THAN TINGLE

Went to PAX for the day! It was pretty shocking to see the expo hall as sparse as it was, but PAX has always been about the people and community and those vibes were awesome as ever. Kid loved it, and we now have a list of *checks notes* 14 games he wants to buy.

Suffice it to say I’m harder than a Goron and wetter than a Zora.

With Ocarina of Time behind us, it’s time to tackle Majora’s Mask with my kid. It’s been almost 25 years since I’ve played 😭

I’m a patient woman but if we don’t get more deets on Veronica soon I’m gonna combust.

This broke my brain for a minute.

These bright ass Forza controllers have gotta be some of my favorites.

Is there a canonical reason why Oblivion’s mud crabs are so aggressive and angry? Like DAMN Sebastian chill out

I spend so much time in Oblivion stealing the most inconsequential things.

There are so many new and shiny games I gotta play, but for weeks I’ve been playing Waterpark Simulator with my husband and we’ve had the BEST time and the most laughs. On top of just being fun (and a good way to wind down), the ragdoll physics & absurdity of everything you can do is hilarious.

So this lockpicking mechanic in Oblivion sure is something huh

There are days when I think I have it together, and then there are the days when I repeatedly try to turn on the Switch with a stray Xbox controller.

Like what do you mean Spirit Halloween stores are open and we’re already saving the date for The Game Awards? Didn’t 2026 JUST begin?

GTA has to be the only series capable of pulling this off, right? Like, only *its* giant schlong can justify it working with Netflix.

The air quality in WA is absolute ass so I guess it’s time to shut the curtains, hunker down and go for a walk inside 😂

@jasonschreier.bsky.social your YouTube channel my dude is 🙌🙌🙌

I mean it’s beautiful and fun to imagine I’m in some dark medieval RPG or whatever but my lungs are on fire.

I’ve been playing Halo: Campaign Evolved with my kid and uh, I didn’t know jumping off of cliffs can be so entertaining to children. That, and blowing me up 24/7 with sticky grenades. We’re not finishing this campaign for years dude 😂

I love Wario Land so damn much. I remember *sits in rocking chair* playing this on a CRT TV thanks to the Super Game Boy. Very very happy it’s on NSO!

I was really getting into Pokopia but the second I learned there’s no universal storage I put that bitch down so quick 😭

Alright y’all this current timeline we’re on had its moments but SURELY one of you has a manual save from like, I dunno, 2010-ish. Can someone kindly load that one so we can start over and delete this one?

I can't believe I still have this Ocarina of Time Kmart pre-order relic.

Imagine the sheer amount of HD squelching we’re gonna hear inside Jabu-Jabu’s belly.

I'm combing through the Resident Evil Veronica trailer again and I just noticed this throwback shot of Claire's stance. CUUUUUTE.

I will never recover from this reveal.

THE OCARINA OF TIME REMAKE IS REAL

proof of life

Like, I'm one horse gallop sound effect away from exploding into mist.

I'm an idiot, so of course I'm getting SO DAMN HYPED for an Ocarina of Time remake that has zero proof of existing. Join me IN BELIEVING. www.blondenerd.com/ocarina-of-t...