Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

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Greetings, traveler! Estamos en modo fútbol, disculpas por adelantado. Lionel || 20+ || 🇩🇴🇨🇴 || He/Him 🏳️‍⚧️ Avid reader, occasional writer, full-time engineering and mathematics student. [ESP/ENG/ITA/FRA/EO]

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Stop Killing Games

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Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Ngl, as a big Messi fan, I find myself unable to support Argentina despite wanting Messi to win, purely because Argentina's fans are some of the most insufferable people to walk on this planet.

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Oh, and I forgot, I hate Enzo Fernández. Detestable human being overall. And Dibu Martinez too, but mostly because he's annoying.

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Ngl, as a big Messi fan, I find myself unable to support Argentina despite wanting Messi to win, purely because Argentina's fans are some of the most insufferable people to walk on this planet.

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Not ignoring the fact that they're the most racist collection of fans of any national team. Watch the comments by Argentinians after a game against Brazil, regardless of if they win or lose, and you will feel in the Jim Crow south in no time.

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Ngl, as a big Messi fan, I find myself unable to support Argentina despite wanting Messi to win, purely because Argentina's fans are some of the most insufferable people to walk on this planet.

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

I recommend going to any perfectly innocuous post of the Selección Colombia on Instagram, and you will find an Argentinian still talking about the Copa America.

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The Secret Barrister

@barristersecret.bsky.social

Inject that Enzo Fernandez red card directly into my veins

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

The whole room screamed like it was the Rapture with that Enzo Fernández booking lmao He had it coming the entire tournament.

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Please ban USAmericans from ever organizing any international sport event ever again. We do not need a halftime show, go back to your handegg.

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

That's it, instablocking anyone who spells Colombia as Columbia as of this instant, applies until the heat death of the universe.

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Y'know I don't even like England, but after watching that horrendous second half by Mexico I gotta say they earned that shit.

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Viendo #MEXENG y México sí que está intentando vender lmaooo Están jugando bien no les hace falta que están haciendo 😭 Detesto cuando se ponen llorones

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Quizás deberían haberles dado Viagra también

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Viendo #MEXENG y México sí que está intentando vender lmaooo Están jugando bien no les hace falta que están haciendo 😭 Detesto cuando se ponen llorones

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Se durmió otra vez México

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Viendo #MEXENG y México sí que está intentando vender lmaooo Están jugando bien no les hace falta que están haciendo 😭 Detesto cuando se ponen llorones

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Sigo escuchando Declan Rice como "Dick and Rice", ayuda.

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Viendo #MEXENG y México sí que está intentando vender lmaooo Están jugando bien no les hace falta que están haciendo 😭 Detesto cuando se ponen llorones

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

What the fuck is this game even about, que mierda está pasando 😭 México se despertó por fin

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Viendo #MEXENG y México sí que está intentando vender lmaooo Están jugando bien no les hace falta que están haciendo 😭 Detesto cuando se ponen llorones

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

México que putas mano, que mierda estás haciendo estaban jugando tan bien

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Viendo #MEXENG y México sí que está intentando vender lmaooo Están jugando bien no les hace falta que están haciendo 😭 Detesto cuando se ponen llorones

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Fox this Telemundo that DSports whatever Go pirate the signal and watch the whole thing on Tarjeta Roja at 144p like God intended

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Bad time to say this, but I think Haaland is really likeable. Honestly, Norway is the only European team I would be happy for if they won the World Cup ngl

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

hijueputa pausa de hidratación

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Low-key hate that ADLE made the Colombian yellow kit a facho dogwhistle. There's a game today, I want to put it on so bad, but I cannot wear it out in public now without feeling icky and getting high-fived by randoms who would hate me if they knew anything about me.

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

me_irl

Bryan Fischer@bryandfischer.bsky.social

Messi, asked which of his World Cup goals was his favorite: “I don’t know. I don’t remember. I’m tired.”

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@bryandfischer.bsky.social

Messi, asked which of his World Cup goals was his favorite: “I don’t know. I don’t remember. I’m tired.”

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Me resulta particularmente lamentable la baja participación en este ciclo electoral que resultaba tan clave. No sé consiguió cruzar más del 50%, siquiera. El principal problema de Colombia es la desvinculación social y la apatía acérrima.

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Y el segundo son los viejitos aparentemente, que se tiraron el país lmao. Fuera de broma no creo que jamás les vuelva a hablar a mis abuelos después de la indiferencia que mostraron frente a mi explicación de cómo ADLE impactaría negativamente mi vida por yo ser un hombre trans.

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Watching #ECUCUW now, obv supporting the neighbors because it would otherwise be sacrilegious on my part, but I just want to say I find it funny how the commentators just straight up stopped narrating the game and started reading off Curaçao's Wikipedia page 🫠

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

La muerte de la Conmebol.

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Watching #ECUCUW now, obv supporting the neighbors because it would otherwise be sacrilegious on my part, but I just want to say I find it funny how the commentators just straight up stopped narrating the game and started reading off Curaçao's Wikipedia page 🫠

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

"Ecuador is a dark horse" si y los testículos que no tengo me pesan 3 toneladas cada uno. CURAÇAO, ES CURAÇAOOOOO MKKKKKKK

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Watching #ECUCUW now, obv supporting the neighbors because it would otherwise be sacrilegious on my part, but I just want to say I find it funny how the commentators just straight up stopped narrating the game and started reading off Curaçao's Wikipedia page 🫠

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Bueno muy lindos los pases Ecuador pero no vas a ganar haciendo pases de aquí pa'llá.

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Watching #ECUCUW now, obv supporting the neighbors because it would otherwise be sacrilegious on my part, but I just want to say I find it funny how the commentators just straight up stopped narrating the game and started reading off Curaçao's Wikipedia page 🫠

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

El arco de Curaçao tiene un ángel en su culo metafórico, de verdad que putas man

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Watching #ECUCUW now, obv supporting the neighbors because it would otherwise be sacrilegious on my part, but I just want to say I find it funny how the commentators just straight up stopped narrating the game and started reading off Curaçao's Wikipedia page 🫠

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

I don't understand why Ecuador is playing so goddamn slow, they're typically a lot quicker and more physical than this.

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Watching #ECUCUW now, obv supporting the neighbors because it would otherwise be sacrilegious on my part, but I just want to say I find it funny how the commentators just straight up stopped narrating the game and started reading off Curaçao's Wikipedia page 🫠

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Narrators got bored again and started talking about Messi.

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Watching #ECUCUW now, obv supporting the neighbors because it would otherwise be sacrilegious on my part, but I just want to say I find it funny how the commentators just straight up stopped narrating the game and started reading off Curaçao's Wikipedia page 🫠

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

This is getting fucking ridiculous. Ecuador v. Curaçao best worst game.

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Watching #ECUCUW now, obv supporting the neighbors because it would otherwise be sacrilegious on my part, but I just want to say I find it funny how the commentators just straight up stopped narrating the game and started reading off Curaçao's Wikipedia page 🫠

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

The only ones who apparently know how to play here are the goalies because wtf am I watching

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Watching #ECUCUW now, obv supporting the neighbors because it would otherwise be sacrilegious on my part, but I just want to say I find it funny how the commentators just straight up stopped narrating the game and started reading off Curaçao's Wikipedia page 🫠

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

The first half has been extremely boring so far. This can only mean that, during the second half, Curaçao will win 69-0, there will be 23 red cards delivered, and two Ecuadorian players will mysteriously disappear into a sinkhole. At least based on previous "boring first half" games during this WC.

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Watching #ECUCUW now, obv supporting the neighbors because it would otherwise be sacrilegious on my part, but I just want to say I find it funny how the commentators just straight up stopped narrating the game and started reading off Curaçao's Wikipedia page 🫠

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Aaaand like clockwork Kuffner and Checho are already complaining about everyone and everything. Never change man.

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽ reposted

Alistair Coleman

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HYDRATION BREAK

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Watching #ECUCUW now, obv supporting the neighbors because it would otherwise be sacrilegious on my part, but I just want to say I find it funny how the commentators just straight up stopped narrating the game and started reading off Curaçao's Wikipedia page 🫠

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Also why did Curaçaoans magically forget how to pass during the water break.

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Watching #ECUCUW now, obv supporting the neighbors because it would otherwise be sacrilegious on my part, but I just want to say I find it funny how the commentators just straight up stopped narrating the game and started reading off Curaçao's Wikipedia page 🫠

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

A lot more slipping present than in other games I've watched, is the grass wet or something?

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Watching #ECUCUW now, obv supporting the neighbors because it would otherwise be sacrilegious on my part, but I just want to say I find it funny how the commentators just straight up stopped narrating the game and started reading off Curaçao's Wikipedia page 🫠

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Fcking incoming hydration break just when it's getting good and Ecuador is getting on their flow.

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Obligatory cameraman moment of cutting the stream to showcase some bodacious babes of the audience.

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@broadaxe1.bsky.social

#CANQAT Everyone hitting each other now, still got at least 25 minutes to go. Sigh. Sad that it had to be in these circumstances, but I'm happy for Canada. The amount of cards and infractions does make it feel like a Libertadores match though.

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

#CANQAT Brother what happened why are all the medics in the field it must be a horrendous injury. I feel bad for Madibo though, he clearly had zero intention to seriously hurt him and is devastated. Red card well-deserved though.

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

#CANQAT I'll keep it my comments here because I'm posting too much. Afif carrying the Qatari team fr because wtf is everyone else doing? Anyways every wind blowing in Canada's favor at the moment.

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

#CANQAT If you think about it this match so far is reverse Switzerland v. Bosnia-H.

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@broadaxe1.bsky.social

#CANQAT I'll keep it my comments here because I'm posting too much. Afif carrying the Qatari team fr because wtf is everyone else doing? Anyways every wind blowing in Canada's favor at the moment.

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@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Brother Qatar's defense is so fckin bad it's unbelievable

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@broadaxe1.bsky.social

#CANQAT I'll keep it my comments here because I'm posting too much. Afif carrying the Qatari team fr because wtf is everyone else doing? Anyways every wind blowing in Canada's favor at the moment.

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@broadaxe1.bsky.social

The DSports Argentinian commenters are not fans in the least of the match though, they've been trashing it for the past 35 minutes.

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

#CANQAT I'll keep it my comments here because I'm posting too much. Afif carrying the Qatari team fr because wtf is everyone else doing? Anyways every wind blowing in Canada's favor at the moment.

Lionel, not Messi 🇨🇴⚽

@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Ah I need to go pick up something in a moment, please Canada slow down for a moment I don't want to miss stuff.

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@broadaxe1.bsky.social

Canada is ON FIAAAAHHHHHH

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AND ANOTHER!!!! GO GO CANADA GO GO CANADA