The Bro Jogan Experiment

Elon Musk is the worst thing to come out of South Africa since Apartheid.

Chuck Norris didn’t go peacefully. Peace went Chuck Norris-fully.

Jesus F Christ, 2026 has been a long year. 💥

The great Chris Rea has died. My immediate thoughts go to all of those who still have to keep hearing "Driving Home for Christmas" on the radio over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again...

An Elon Musk car exploding on a Trump property in Vegas. More or less exactly how I imagined 2025 would start.✅

I object to the notion that Donald Trump doesn't know shit. Donald Trump knows a lot of shit. Only problem: it's all shit.

Marjorie Taylor Greene is like the human version of a pop-up ad. Just when you think you've escaped, she reappears with something even more bizarre and completely unrelated to the world normal people know and love.

Blocked my first weirdo on Bluesky today. He was crying over my posts about creepy rocket man Musk. Liberating feeling. 😌 Hope he goes back to "X" and whines about how Bluesky has no free speech because people are blocking his garbage, maybe he'll get a high five from the Apartheid space Karen. 😻

Elon Musk. The guy spent billions trying to resurrect the Third Reich, but instead he finds people revolting against the rich like it was France in 1789.

What's with all these REPU(blic)GNANTS being so creepy about the personal love life of other couples? Also, why do they all have these weird demonic stares, like they lust for your very soul?

That's one way for their staff to get plenty of tips.

Thank you for spreading stunning AI generated images of the United States. If there is one thing Americans desperately need right now it is the false sense that their country is a place worth living.

Only in the land of MAGA would the possibility of lying about serving food be considered worse than eating out a minor.

Matt Gaetz withdraws as Trump's AG pick. Imagine if he had the deceny to withdraw every time he saw an underage girl.

Not for all the tea in China.

My great-uncle Fluffy McDustbin was a background muppet in this. Sadly he broke both his arm rods shortly after and we had to put him down. He is now a shag carpet.

What is it with these male Kennedys and their brains being all over the place?

Failing to perform regular maintenance on aircraft. Flying during inclement weather. Misjudging distances on descent. Making incorrect decisions during unforeseen emergencies. Where is a good old fashioned pilot error when you need one?

Can the drunk teenager who brought Marjorie Taylor Greene into this world by saying her name three times while looking into a mirror please find a priest and send it back?

When it comes to vaccines RFKjr's expertise is measly.

Matt Gaetz is so unchristian-like I doubt he even made it to his first confirmation.

Remember back when colleges used to be tuition free? Sadly nowadays only someone like Elon Musk can afford to pay for electoral college.