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Also Don Jr

Crazy idea - 1) Create an infrastructure bill that strictly entails putting up flagpoles and building ballrooms around the country 2) Put Trump in charge of the bill’s execution Open to other suggestions

So - a populist firebrand says “immigrants poison blood” launches a coup, faces legal troubles, re-emerges, wins, guts gvnt, seeks unchecked power, builds camps, attacks minorities + remilitarizes? Maybe if we weren’t on the same path as Nazi Germany the references to Nazi Germany wouldn’t be used

Can somebody please ask this clown what happens when his phone isn’t plugged in

I remember when “regime change”!would take 8 weeks in Iraq. There was even a banner

Just turned on College Gameday and it’s nice to not see all those Jesus signs for once

You know it’s bad when the last Jobs Report numbers were bad so you fired the statistician, replaced them with your own - and the numbers are STILL bad

Nothing screams “I’m innocent!” like ordering military jets to interrupt a press conference where the victims of the most notorious child sex trafficker of our lifetimes - whose accomplice got moved to Club Fed for an easier sentence - share their stories That’s a perfectly normal thing to do

Because Americans pay tariffs (that’s how they work) if this were true it would mean that - assuming 340M total pop - every man, woman and child has paid $23,529.11 in tariffs Most have not earned that amount of $ since the tariffs went into effect If you buy this - maybe it’s not us that have TDS

Just fucking tired of MAGA’s perpetual incessant whining after the Minneapolis shooting that they “hate when everything is politicized” while the fundamental cornerstone of their fascist movement is politicizing everything

If Trump said “we launched 90 lawsuits, only 60 of which had standing. After those 60+ legal challenges, recounts, audits and reviews - many overseen by my appointees - didn’t affect vote counts, Biden will take office and we’ll try again in 24” Ashli Babbitt wouldn’t have been at the Capitol on J6

Nothing says “invest in the US!” when Americans collectively cost you tens of millions of dollars in a single day if you do something that inadvertently hurts their feelings

MAGA losing their shit over Cracker Barrel’s rebranding is further evidence that Harris campaigning with Liz Cheney to get some of their votes was a fucking fools errand

Slavery was bad. If talking about it makes you uncomfortable, vaccines are safe and effective

The play of Trump trying to fight mail-in ballots today is that will be the predicate for not sitting winning Dems from blue states in 2026 He learned from January 6 you need as much lead time as possible. That’s why he does things today to lie about them later Carry on

If these assholes responded like this after January 6th we could’ve had a stable democracy But of course, that’s not what they want. They want control and power to cement their supremacy So we’ll have to do it ourselves

You know it’s bad when the US being humiliated on the global stage is likely the best possible outcome that we could’ve hoped for with Donald Trump

Idea - can somebody tell Trump he’ll win a Nobel Peace Prize if he kicks Russia out of Ukraine and helps get Ukraine into NATO? Tbh probably the best plan out there sadly

It’s almost like she’s saying fighting crime isn’t the real goal here.

If there were more MAGA than us then they’d be looking to expand elections and increase the number of voters. They’re doing the exact opposite Never forget that

The reason more people are looking to socialism is because unchecked capitalism got us MAGA - which uses conspiratorial bullshit and thinly-veiled racist propaganda to protect the interests of the ultra wealthy - and that’s going fucking great

It’s so demoralizing how many Americans revel and are deeply passionate about being a degenerate asshole 100% of the time

If you’re unsure if we’re in a dictatorship take this simple test: 1 - Do you think we’re in a dictatorship? If you say no, keep going.. 2 - Ask yourself what would Trump do that makes you say “we’re in a dictatorship NOW” 3 - Ask yourself who/what would stop him 4 - Try Question 1 one more time

Dear MAGA Gen Z men who are having trouble getting laid - It’s not about the dimensions of your jawline. Frankly you caring about something that stupid is a huge turn off to women. That and the Pepe the frog fascism isn’t helping. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

“If we let the foxes in with the hens imagine what we’ll save in fencing”

“People don’t want a lecture”? Bullshit. People listen to podcasts for hours The “don’t want a lecture” is code for “I don’t want to feel uncomfortable because while you’re probably right and if I keep listening I’ll have to look in the mirror and make hard choices and it’s easier to not look”

“The most transparent administration in history” is on the precipice of pardoning one of the biggest child sex traffickers in history

This feels significant Won’t be*, but it feels that way *yearn to be proven wrong but I’ve been alive for the last decade so I probably know better

Pro tip - if somebody’s Facebook profile picture flips to a waving avatar, run far away

If we get through this - and that’s a BIG if - we have to come to grips with that we are teetering on a fascist dictatorship and if Trump was in his 50s and not involved with child sex traffickers we’d be there That everything else he’s done was 100% accepted and cheered on by tens of millions

The 8 wealthiest people control the same amount as the bottom 4,000,000,000 people combined The issue isn’t the avatar of a lazy guy sitting on his couch watching tv* *which for the record swung hard to MAGA last year

ICE officials are “miserable”? Join the fucking club

I know this isn’t a BlueSky question but let’s be real - when in history has Donald Trump ever withheld info or secrets that hurt his opposition? The answer is never. And if Trump could’ve used the Epstein Files to hurt his opponents he would’ve done so immediately after he pardoned his J6ers

I occasionally think back to Bush v Gore and how if Gore was elected how different today’s SCOTUS could’ve been Granted Alito and Roberts were both nominated in Bush’s second term but the odds of them both being on the court and the present 6-3 MAGA majority would be much lower Pardon my daydream

Let’s make a deal with MAGA - If democratic socialism doesn’t work we can go back to giving the wealthiest people more tax cuts again so things can be just like they want them

Just throwing this out for all my Cuban and Venezuelans neighbors in west Miami who went 70%+ Trump If they can revoke birthright citizenship without a constitutional amendment, what’s to say they won’t retroactively enforce that to, I dunno, the mid-70s or so? But I’m sure it won’t happen to you

So let’s say Trump and MAGA decide that - for whatever reason - we won’t be having midterm elections Which courts are we expecting to save us? Anybody? Bueller?

Democrats are polling at 27% so when a disgraced establishment former governor of NY tries to swoop in with millions of dark money behind him loses after a shit campaign stop calling it an “upset” Zohran Mamdani is only an “upset” if you’re wealthy or haven’t been fucking paying attention

If America can re-elect a lawless fascist dictator as president New York City will be just fine under a democratic socialist who follows the Constitution

For every election ever if the candidate you voted for won - yes, you fucking voted for it

Henry Kissinger has won a Nobel Peace Prize

My wife went into septic shock early yesterday morning and she’s still in the ICU, otherwise we’d both be at #NoKings today The videos and images around the country fill us with hope Nobody is coming to save us - but we can save ourselves. Keep it up

If anybody here is deluding themselves that at this point in time future elections will happen, they’ll be free and fair and the results will be honored you need to stop deluding yourself into thinking future elections will happen, they’ll be free and fair and the results will be honored

Aside from a select few, I vote for Dems strictly because they are not GOP. Both can and should do so much more for people but the Dems are *infinitely preferable* to MAGA That said - if they show up for a picnic with Trump tonight - they should just give up and go home

“If they came in legally it wouldn’t be a problem” is only said by people who haven’t been on MAGA Twitter or Facebook for more than 7 seconds If that’s what you say to make yourself feel better about the choices you’ve made - do better instead

I’m afraid the reason why the Mexican flag issue has exploded over MAGA media is because they are so desperate to find any pretense to hurt people Think about it - if there weren’t Mexican flags at LA would Jesse Watters say “well they’re just peaceful Americans”? Let’s be clear eyed about this

When MAGA accounts say “OrAnGe MaN bAD” reply “yes.”

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