Bryan Mac

I know “it’s Veep” isn’t new, but… yeah. m.youtube.com/watch?v=embM...

/tiny pilot hops out

After giving it a day, I’ve changed my position slightly. Fire Jason Beck into the Oort Cloud. Can’t risk missing the sun and having him slingshot back to Earth.

They gained 224 yards. And outgained Indiana.

Listen, we just watched Josh Hoover and Tommy Carr for 3.5 hours. If white men were suddenly banned from showing their faces on television, COULD YOU BLAME US?

lol, Rod Moore tried to “defer”

i am so, so sorry america

do. not. throw. the. ball.

HE RAISES A GOOD POINT

What sport are THEY playing?

I just pondered the possibility of this game going to overtime, and I laughed so hard that my dog got concerned.

THINGS. NOISES.

Seriously, has anyone in this family ever SEEN a clock?

Fire Jason Beck into the goddamn sun.

Jordan Marshall just did a serious business. Goddang.

Same as it ever was.

Through seven games, Michigan is allowing 6.1 first half ppg. Jason Beck is really pooping in the punch bowl of what could be a really fun team.

Tommy Carr’s 4.6 YPA in the first half wasn’t GOOD, per se… but somehow it is better than Josh Hoover by almost a full yard.

Michigan got hosed on that spot. It should be 2 or 3 yards closer

Good lord Indiana. Do you still fall for the “got your nose” trick?

Michigan’s corners are fuckin PLAYING today.

Can we please get one fucking call. Even the easy ones. Fuck. Just fuck.

the wrong guy is playing quarterback right now

I’m doing some work while watching the game, and I was voice-to-text dictating an email when they showed the replay of the Roughing The Passer call. Should I send the email that now says, “…but they updated the language to say oh fuck you you waste of fucking oxygen,” or no?

That might be worse than any decision Bryce made all year

Did… did they not call that offside? Hooooo boy is my wall lucky Carr picked up some yardage there.

When I try to move an embedded table a quarter of an inch in Microsoft Word

Let us football

At this point, most families have a relative that everyone just refuses to interact with because of </waves arms wildly/> The only plausible defense (from a tactical standpoint) of this ad is that it allows the Ostracized-Because-Douche crowd to say “see, it’s not MY fault no one will talk to me.”

“Swing Voters” are a fun mashup of people with incoherent positions, people with incredibly niche positions, and people who don’t know shit about fuck.

There are rice cakes with more juice than this man

Michigan/Ohio State rock fight soon come

Getting paid $250k to travel across the country and get your ass kicked? That’s some Akron Zips shit, Tommy.

I, too, have smoked marijuana

Checking in with the Eagles’ training staff

“Seriously. I’d like to know if Abdul El-Sayed has a solution for the problem we have right now. Help a brother out. Trump’s ‘ideas’ are all just Curtis LeMay quotes, and Hegseth just keeps yelling ‘MORE DICKS, HARDER DICKS.’”

Not saying it’s likely, but by far the funniest outcome would be the Giants finding quarterbacking competency in JJ

I’m seeing that refs apparently screwed up multiple critical end-of-game calls that very plausibly changed the outcomes of games. I assume we’ll be seeing blue ribbon congressional investigations into each of those.

noles wut

Tommy wanted either a “gotcha!!!” or to make a big show of being silenced by the Libs. Instead, he had to stand there for four minutes with his coat and his stupid hair while he dissolved like Papa Doc at the end of 8 Mile.

Taking an illegal formation on a designed run is… bad? I want to say ‘bad’

TOMMY CARR HAS SPARKED THE PASS RUSH

Clocks in Ann Arbor are just here for decoration.