Bryann Thomas

Least convincing Windsor Castle ever. #TheDiplomat

Bow ties are cool. #totp

That instrumental is the Buck Rogers theme tune isn’t it? #totp

If you forget your kit, you’ll have to do it in your underwear. #totp

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Big Country doing BBC idents there. #totp

You can call me AI. #totp

I’m not a Zulu #totp

Billy Jowell? #totp

What games console does this guy have? #totp

The lip fillers aren’t helping her enunciate. #totp

Was 2000 the year the Goths took over the fashion world? Wear something other than black, please! #totp

So many failed experiments that eventually led to Steps. #totp

She made it to London for once! #totp

Wasn’t The Fragma the wine bar in eastenders? #Totp

Saw this estate agent board today. Which one is Dominic? #horses #horsesWithJobs

Kuenssberg, Gyles Brandreth, and Sting? Have I died and gone to hell? #BBC #Kuenssberg

Fish has got a frog in his throat? #totp

Black box recorder and now red box. It’s all about the boxing tonight #totp

Did he forget to mention her name? #totp

Agent: I’ve got you back on the new series of Slow Horses playing the same role as before. Actor: Great! Is there a hotel booked? Agent: You won’t need one. #SlowHorses

Saw a Mercedes SUV with the registration Nadine this morning. Tried googling to see if it was mad Dorries but any searches for her and car come back with ‘car crash interview’. #madDorries

Just had my LinkedIn account hacked. Seriously? Why would anyone even bother? #linkedin #hacked

Was eating Sunday lunch in a pub once when yer man Bon Jovi came in. He got two Yorkshire puddings on his plate. That’s fame for you. #totp

Great band, but really shit broadband. #totp

Was this a school for mature students only? #totp

I ain’t getting in no plane fool. #totp

So you like moquettes do you? Name 3 of their albums. #moquette

Where’s the blazer badge Simon? #totp

‘Who’s gonna drive you home tonight?’ That should have been the Princess Diana charity song. #totp

He ordered that suit before he lost weight in the Jane plan. #totp

Drummer nipples! #totp

This isn’t like ‘don’t speak’. #totp

Lululemon #totp

Tom Jones and Lulu. Is this episode from 1967? #totp

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Does the studio not have a cloakroom? Or did they not want to pay? #totp

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We already have the Bangles at home. #totp

I’m doing the rail replacement bus service dance instead. #totp

Patrick Allen! #totp

Can you make the video really 80s? No, that’s just too 80s. #totp

I used to get my Hazels confused. Can you imagine putting this on a pub jukebox thinking it’s Hazel O’Connor? I’m still barred. #totp

Maybe for the next song you get someone in to appeal to the yoof. Like that nice mr Kinnock. #totp

That’s not the real Richard Skinner. But we’re not allowed to mention it. #totp

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Who let the gimp out again? #totp

Are they even singing the same song? #totp

What’s wrong with Britain summed up in 2 photos. A great idea to have a rack of dog toys you can borrow. But, of course, they’ve all been nicked.

This 3rd season of ‘Colin from accounts’ really hits me hard. I’m crying after every episode. #ColinFromAccounts