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Looking up production dates of some of my hoarded lotions. One bottle was only 2 years old... but then apparently the lot codes get reused after 10.... and they stopped selling the lotion in a particular format some time ago... So at least 12 year old lotion? eeep!

TIL of Lime Jello Salad — made with cream cheese, lime jello, pecans, and pineapple?... Must be too sophisticated for my palate.

What in the Chakotay universe?... akoocheemoya.com

Randomly remembered #susanalbumparty.

Oh! It comes with a sounding brush!

old.reddit.com/r/Millennial... Ugh, how dare they call me out. lol

@dkmomus.co @jonk.org you well-travelled folks might recognize some of these swizzle sticks, I suppose?

@jonk.org I guess this is the new butter? lol

@jonk.org Happy Birthday!!

Uhhh..... why are they wearing Star Trek uniforms?

I was actually thinking of opening an account with them, but no thanks, I'll pass on any association with xhitter. (x.com/Wealthsimple...)

For the longest time, I've kept a safety deposit box at Scotiabank to store an extra offsite copy of my computer backup. But the price jumped $50 to $200/yr! wth? I guess thanks for the kick in the butt to cancel that box.

@dkmomus.co Happy Birthday!!

Someone's 90% cotton, 10% polyester t-shirt after something dissolved the cotton. I always thought the polyester was mostly in the collar.

omg, this is like the save icon looking like a vending machine with a beverage dispensed.

Lol. "Let's stay in touch." I get it, but it's kinda funny. Why even bother saying it?

Happy Ikea Monkey day!

I wonder if this was just a way to get into guy's pants. lol

No... wire... hangers!!

A guy on the street was asking for handouts. He said to me, "don't white lives matter?" lol uhhhh....

Uh oh... I might actually buy some merch. lol

Reminds me of a cashier I gave some coins to. It took her a really long time to count it. I actually thought she was inspecting the coins for counterfeits or something. lol

lol for Windows Vista... That's a name I haven't seen in a while. Why not go back to Windows Me?!

Ho'nasty would be a great drag queen name.

Irrespective of the name, they weren't that great. lol

A woman accidentally used my email address instead of hers for a site. I finally got fed up with the notifications that I reset the password, got into the account, and changed the account email to her actual email. (I know it because she forwarded me her resume by accident. lol)

Hmm. Maybe a cousin to @jonk.org's "Christmas Tree" collection.

Milk tea cat!

@jonk.org Happy Birthdaaayyy! 💜

Spent the afternoon tea bagging, as one does. Despite retired life meaning I have more time; I'm still too lazy to bust out the loose leaf contraptions.

@dkmomus.co Happy Birthday!!!! 💜 Hope you eat lots and don't forget where you are!

@jonk.org oh, your World Order is back! www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FK6...

my gay ass thought this was a weird picture of a flat iron at first. lol

I don't now how to explain it, but landing in Tokyo, the energy felt like I wasn't really welcome. Quite strange. That said, I really liked the cheap snacks at Muji. I totally should've gotten more of the sakura flavoured stuff and wouldn't mind going back for shopping. lol

I never understood why people at work would say, "<bigWigName> is not happy." Well, bitch, I'm not happy either, so I guess we're even?!

I think we did the trip backwards. Grand Hyatt ended up as the most disappointing hotel on our stay. 1. No ghosts were seen and 2. I accidentally punched the ceiling while stretching. lol

Decided to just order a bunch of things through amazon jp instead of going around to buy the stuff. Learned the phrase "amazon uketori desu", so I can get it from the famimia nearby. I was like, "oh, I can remember uke from uke/seme, and tori... as someone I once knew." 😬

Playing the world's slowest game of Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego by chasing @jonk.org

*vaguely waves at everything*

😂

wtf? They're sourcing ideas and there's a suggestion to convert PTO to donations after max accrual. We don't use that accrual method in our Canadian office, so I'm confused: why aren't people just taking time off?

oh, I didn't realize they were remaking The Wedding Banquet!

Bossman said we can travel to the US for a team meeting. Uh, can I not? lol

I need travel videos for the lazy traveler. Carry luggage down stairs? forget that. What are the best car services that will pick me and my luggage from one venue to another, tyvm. lol Best food type half an hr away? nah. Give me something almost as good near my hotel. LoL

Local office is going free range; no more assigned seating. They're also shrinking the desks. Here's what the staff will look like after the renovations are done: