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I knew that shot reminded me of something

'I Play Rocky' looks so bad that it might undo the legacy of actual Rocky. Absolutely unnecessary

College Football will be like this until there's some kind of standardized scheduling. Who's good? Everyone. Who sucks? Also everyone

Duke punter is wearing a knee brace

Dude on Amazon talking shit about the Sens offence when they're up 3-1 is clown shoes stuff

"Hey guys — should we shut down the studio thst makes our best games?" "You got it boss, line goes up"

Well that pointless anthem was more terrible than most #train #mnf

Sens on the high seas again because TSN can't figure out region-locking on their parent company's own network technology. Good stuff. I'll be able to watch the Leafs game on TSN, which is technically also piracy lol

We gotta move these colour TeeeeVeeeeeeeeees

That USA-shaped USA flag violates the USA Flag Code #Rams #Bills

LOL Tom Brady saying "he fires a you know what" instead of Piss Missle

Rosalia has been the highlight on SNL tonight. Reminds me of Kate Bush. Vocal talent out the wazzoo

Valks vs Dream will be great. Gabby vs. Angel #WNBA

When Men's Wearhouse is too fancy. They probably toss these daily

Featuring Dana White & Pat McAfee

This is one of my favourite bits of all-time

Should be Kylelowreysaurus in honour of the greatest Raptors player

My man lookin' like a freezer burned piece of cod you forgot about. My man lookin' like a package of tripe with a reduced to go sticker on it. My man makin' boiled Surf & TERF

Hope he snaps his leg on the first play

MNF getting Tirico, who is visibly moved, to tell the story of the reopening of the SuperDome after Katrina is a class move

Wings / Valkyries was such a good series. Wish it was 5 games. Paige & Gabby are my favourite players that aren't on the Tempo #WNBA

Dropped my vape. First out of hundreds to pop the glass. Still working lol

Yo fuck the Stillers. This is hilarious #MNF

Mike Tomlin is clearly the best architect in football. C'mon, man. Who timed this? Lol

Mike Tomlin's Minecraft thing is awesome.

The peace Conan describes here is what I find so psychotic about Capitalism: The unnatural systemic need for more, growth, bigger, up, is constantly making people feel - mentally and financially - like where they’re at is not what success looks like, even if it’s exactly what makes them happy.

Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7 But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME.

If the Yankees and Braves are in the World Series, El-P will release his workprint version of RTJ5 and the baseball oucome will determine how Run The Jewels ends. Or maybe continues

Regular Season Tuesday Baseball Game Length: 2:14 Playoff Baseball Game on a Tuesday Length: 3:48-14:00

Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social

Case Keenum: Hospital Ball Specialist

This Mariachi anthem is dope #Bears #Eagles #NFL

Nickel City Uniforms are already cursed #Bills #Chargers

Apparently Saturday Night Live is no longer live in Canada.

Fowler: and Manning completes a short pass to the running back for a gain of two yards Herbstreit: Y̴̪̑õ̷͇̝ṷ̸̀ ̷͙͔̌̾s̴̫̍̈́ẖ̶͙̓a̶̝̰͠l̵̯̺͊͝ḷ̷͇̍͆ ̸̩͚̀n̵̢̓e̶͓̘͆ṽ̴̭̆ë̴́̅͜r̶͓͗̀ ̸̨͎̈́̀p̸̳̀o̴͚͙͛͠s̶̺͑͝s̸͇͛ͅé̵͈͝s̶̖̪̊s̶̢͎̿̅ ̶͉̓͜͝t̵̰̓h̵̢̏͑ͅẻ̷̲͜ ̷̪̅̃n̸̻̓̽e̴͙̖̊c̶͕̤̎̔r̵̼̈̕o̶̬͝n̶̯̹̈́̍o̷͍͎͂͠m̴̬̻̍͝i̷̬̟̋c̴͖͠o̵͇͝n̵̗̆͋ Fowler: 2nd down and 8

Kardi, Black Thought and Grizelda youtu.be/oOXHPRaL1bw?...

128 yard missed field goal return TD in the #CFL. Bonkers

What a blocked kick by

Leader of Torment Nexus LLC might be worried about his product — Torment Nexus becoming an actual, get this...Torment Nexus

Go Vols! (I assume he's there to see Arch)

Tone, you hear about this Kashi thing? They went from making dogshit cereal to letting you bet on if the Jets will win the Super Bowl before World War 3.