Brett Sullivan Santry

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The lovely, grandmotherly person who addressed me as "young man" today really spun my head around. Don't recall the last time I've heard that one, directed towards me, anyway. Makes me wonder if that will be the last time. Ah, dark little musings.

SideQuest on 44th, Sat. 7/26 8PM, P'GH, PA 🖤🖤🗡🗡🩸🩸

It just makes sense to me that if The Flintstones is set in an faux-prehistoric representation of suburban America, then Bedrock is in Florida.

I might need to take 20-30% off over here lol SCENE: Man-child with man-bun goes by on motorized Onewheel. CO-WORKER [before I can speak] "He might be a really fun guy, though." ME: "He seems like he'd have fun in a cardboard box in a field, too."

“Just because you lost me as a friend, doesn't mean you gained me as an enemy. I'm bigger then that. I still wanna see you eat, just not at my table.” - Tupac Shakur

from @slicingupeyeballs.com

by illustrator and artist Dan Buller #BreakfastClubDay #shermerhighschool

Aaron Rodgers is in Pittsburgh for a visit with coaches and staff. I hope he loses a tire to a pothole, steps in gum, and has a stink bug land on his face. It's the very least the city can do to welcome him.

Happy Birthday to Mr. Fred Rogers

“This is America, there’s no kings here. Anyway, sir, we’re gonna play a song about our grandparents and people who fought Nazis in the war and shit. So, if you could just shut the fuck up for five minutes.” ☘ \m/(😑)\m/ ☘ variety.com/2025/music/n...

Okay, #Pittsburgh, this is the most adorable thing you've done in a minute. LOVE YINZ. www.rideprt.org/inside-Pitts...

You didn’t hear this from us, but the Old English word 'sibb' meant “related by blood.” This is where we get the 'sibling.' And 'godsibb' essentially meant “godparent.” Over time, it came to mean "close friend." Now it is something we share w/ close friends... 'gossip.'

Always dug an appearance by the Royal Flush Gang. Always a good time in comics when they showed up for the ol' shenanigans.

Terribly disappointed to report that it got too hot to wear my hoodie today. Sitting here in my shirtsleeves like a goddamn animal. @weathertalk.bsky.social

Maybe just for today, instead of worrying obsessively about all the legitimate and dire concerns of the world, I'll content myself with simply hoping that the Pittsburgh Steelers don't sign Aaron Rodgers. Y'know, as a treat.

So often, celebs go on late night with an alleged ‘skill.’ Rarely do they crush so thoroughly that people are now preemptively against any Joni Mitchell biopic not starring Amanda Seyfried.

What do you mean you don't have fish sandwich lunch plans by now? Get your shit together. Get it all together and put it in a backpack. All your shit. So it's together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere ya know? You just gotta get it together... Get your shit together.

Forget “Enter the Sandman” or Timmy Trumpet. The coolest closer entrance in MLB history is “The Rubberband Man” by The Spinners for #Pittsburgh #Pirates closer Kent Tekulve. 😎 HBD 🎂 3/5/1947 Teke! #LetsGoBucs

Normalize having an Inside Voice, ffs

My eye burns from having accidentally rubbed a smidge of ranch dressing into it, in what is perhaps the most Pittsburgh of minor injuries possible, excepting perhaps a pierogi bruise. Not a bruised pierogi but a bruise from a pierogi, to be clear. I leave it to you to fill in the details.

RIP Royal Tenenbaum

Is spending time on this platform going to be worth it, I wonder? I never used Twitter, so maybe I'm missing something?

Brett the frog

XOXO BRETT BRETTERSON (i don't know how bluesky works yet... or anything else lol)

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Go to Google Search "Gulf of Mexico" Click the 3 little dots next to "Gulf of Mexico (Gulf of America)" Choose "Send feedback" Click "Gulf of America" Click "Inaccurate content" Click "Incorrect" Tell Google the correct name en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulf_of...

I will not be the frog who makes exceptions for scorpions who seem nice.

The Scene: Two men stand nearly shoulder-to-shoulder, facing the street, shouting at full voice, in front of the Market District on Centre Avenue in Pittsburgh, PA. Man 1: "ONE MAN CAN'T DO THAT." Man 2: "ONE MAN CAN'T DO THAT." (They repeat this exchange. Many times.) End Scene.

Schoolhouse Rock is going to have to remake its cartoon on how a bill becomes a law.

Banner image photo credit @davedicello.bsky.social, who should be the Photographer Laureate of our fair 'Burgh. @cityofpittsburgh.bsky.social

ME: "How the fuck is it still January?" PITTSBURGH: "Well, it is 48°F and sunny, so..." ME: "...lol..." PITTSBURGH: "...lol..." #pittsburgh #weathertalk

Just listened to the entirety of Queensrÿche's "Silent Lucidity" for the first time since, I am quite certain, hearing it live in concert, at the Hersheypark Arena on November the 8th, 1991.

If you send me a follow request here and your handle is like baronvonsquidgeyfacexiii.actualhuman and your profile pic is of Gargamel from the Smurfs, I'll probably laugh a lot but if I can't tell who you actually are, into the bin with the bots you go lol

"Where Are You Going?" Original artwork by David Lynch