Bob S.

Sunderland doing their usual play acting #lufc

Aaronson and Wilson off now please. #lufc

Who's this fucking unit? #lufc

Don't know if it's ever been said, but O'Nien is a right wanker. #lufc

We are offering zero threat here. Need changes at half time. #lufc

We need more physical presence up top. In other words, get Aaronson off. #lufc

Come on Leeds, get a grip. #lufc

Great game for the neutral #lufc

Not sure this is the game to start Aaronson. #lufc

A 1-0 win with an O'Nien og, probably too much to ask? #lufc

This feels like it's gonna be a long old slog. #lufc

Completely out of his depth, Michael Carrick. Just needs more time to see if he can get to the required level.

I forgot about Mason 'Tosspot' Mount.

Shut it Neville you twat. #twat

At least they have a new giant circus tent stadium to look forward to.

This must be the worst manu side in 40 odd years.

Carrick In!! #dontbehasty

There we go! Lovely stuff.

Fair play Hull City. Hope they stay up.

Prediction time: Sunderland 0:1 Leeds Tight game, not many chances and 3 points for us. #lufc

Chelsea are fucking shite. Also should be down to 9 men.

Lukic og.

How is that only a yellow card for Palmer?

I'm actually feeling a bit sorry for him here #prayformadders

3rd dogwalk in the rain completed. Thank fuck.

Win tomorrow and I'll honestly stop thinking about possible relegation this season. #lufc

Just heard Tyson Fury praising Trump ahead of his yawn-fest, payday fight against Joshua, confirming he's a proper dickhead. He also added that he's the best fighter there's ever been. Definitely a fight I'll be avoiding at all costs. Hopefully both lose. #hasbeens #yawn

Who do we want to win tonight? I'm thinking probably a draw?

Fair play Sri Lanka! What a way to finish it. Hats off!! Decent game of cricket that. #decent

Sam Curran. One trick pony.

World Class Harry Brook!

Why do they always pick the painting that look nothing like the person they are painting. The only thing that irritates me about this show. Moira should have won that. #PAOTY

Carrick In ! #carrickin

Just finished watching East of Eden. Thoroughly enjoyed it. Great performances all round, Florence Pugh as Cathy is superb. No doubt some critics will pan it, but I loved it. #Eastofeden

Sky will still be giving Fat Frank massive credit here.

Coventry keeper's had a shocker tonight. #shocker

The good news is Sunderland play away in Poland on Thursday. A win next Sunday makes this a fantastic start to the season. #lufc

Congrats to all the lucky bastards at the game today. Make sure the atmosphere is as it needs to be for a game like this. #lufc

Prediction time: Leeds 2:1 them Back to winning ways. #lufc

Jaissle In! #jaisslein

Who do we want to win this? Villa? #lufc

Blondie. Atomic. 1980.

What would we do without the great NHS! #NHS

It is still funny seeing Liverpool battered at home.

'These are moments in time'. Can Drury just fuck off.. please.

Everything else aside, I love Haaland.

'Strong wristedly repelled!'. Not saved. #peterdrury

Call me old fashioned, but why as a defender would you not be looking at the ball ?