Bsmitty

What Vic did to Brian was bad, this made it legendary.

Ya'll need to be reading Rodger Sherman's college football recaps if you are not already. This entire paragraph is amazing and cuts right to the point.

You what will never get recalled? These bangers. #foryourhealth

"Fucking magnets, how do they work dad?"

Let's go hunt moose and jack-off!

All rippers, no skippers yousuckatcooking.bandcamp.com/album/eat

Hey Apple, why in the name of God is "Add to Dictionary" the 2nd item down? Why is it even on this fucking list? Who is adding to the dictionary more than maybe 3 times in their life if ever at all? What in the fuck are we doing here?

@katienolan.bsky.social first time long time (since the he who shall not be named days). I just wanted to get in early and ask that you please beat @minakimes.bsky.social on May 12. I know this has already been filmed but please do it for Pablo's content machine.

Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.

@radiatorcomics.bsky.social Hey Ohh, I just bought this awesome comic and your thank you page has a broken image on it. Looks like someone missed the staging url in the search/replace because stupid WordPress uses absolute URLs: staging.radiatorcomics.com/wp-content/u...

Hockey, Sports!, Hockey, Sports!, Hockey, Sports!, Hockey, Sports! Let's gooooo @rodger.bsky.social

Age verification? Ask the other 27 teams for it.

Post a banger that’s not in English www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sf0...

Ma Ma, Pa Pa, may we go for an ice cream treat after I get done playing GI Joe and attacking the school project? What a terrific day I've had! To think that I was so mad when I passed out from standing up too fast this morning. Silly me! Ha ha!

Where do I get the job of constructing fake homes in order to burn them down by putting a 16lb frozen turkey into 5 gallons of 400 degree peanut oil? Shit, I'd do it for free.

What's that you didn't ask for? My shitty poetry? Day 2. Punchy Died For Your Sins There is a ghost in my Hawaiian Punch. He smells really nice. Might be a she. They smell really nice. A red ghost should be scary, cause blood. This ghost is great, cause red 40. I like them. I think they like me.

I got a 3 day ban on Reddit for calling a Nazi a Nazi. This is the dumbest timeline.

How much are the tax payers shelling out for these fucking hapless losers? This isn't embarrassing, it's damning as hell.

Can we get a check on Harrison Butker? With the rapture going down it would be a shame if he disappeared off the face of the earth forever. Real big shame.

Did the fight crash netflix? I am getting an ssl error.

i ran the image of the shooting suspect through AI to clean it up and oh my God

Imma need the story on this bear and the body count it's racked up to be caged like this.

If you see this, post an Image Comics cover you love. Day 27

My most favoritest streamer is playing jamz on vinyl right now if you wanna catch a vibe. www.twitch.tv/misterscoot

Justin Timberlake out here signing like he's Baby Metal singing Baby Metal Death when really he's Spinal Tap telling Springfield there will be no encore.

*take a sip* *shrugs* "Fuck it."

#euros

Drop some SCALES

Going onto r/aita to declare that everyone is an asshole.

Weezer's Blue Album is perfect. It gets double perfect when played on a summer evening. #weezergetsit

"Sorry if you've never seen a backrub party before Mr. President, but the vibes are always chill."

See a Doc, post a Doc

It's a fucking sticker Chris. Get it the fuck together.

"Bunch of fucking betas around here. Grok, please tell me I'm pretty."

Really Stupid Jokes

You are reborn as a cartoon character. Who are you?

ESPN - "Here's Perk" ME - "Smell ya later."

All rippers, no skippers. 2025 has been very very good to me.

I'd say hang it in the Louvre but that seems rude. Anyways, tomorrow night should be interesting.