Brian

I just heard that Trump wants to rename Canadian Geese to Donald Ducks.

If Trump is doing away with birth right citizenship could you guys deport Steven Miller? Maybe Donald too? Just don’t send them to Canada. North Korea or Russia would be fine.

I guess while Trump is president the US is a dumdocraric country.

When will the Republicans get the spine to impeach the guy. It’s obvious to the world that he is unfit.

So military attending the UFC at the White House next month are required to meet height and weight standards. I guess the Commander in Chief won’t be allowed to attend.

I think the data should be there now. Trump has driven costs up more than the covid pandemic. Given enough time he could probably take more lives as well.

I think that Melania just used the Epstein files to distract from the Iran war.

Vlad must be thrilled. Donald is carrying out his agenda to perfection.

I think the US should consider an AI generated president. It still wouldn’t have any morals or compassion but at least it would be smarter than the current one.

I just heard Trump talking about Iran saying when crazy people get nuclear weapons bad things will happen. That is exactly what I was thinking when he got elected.

Trump’s actions are historical! Or histerical? Both?

Trump said that he might not go to heaven and it made me wonder if he has done anything morally right, anything that wasn’t in his best interests or wasn’t completely selfish, during his time on this earth. I am not supposed to judge but I might finally agree with him on something.

When he starts a war with Iran I think the orange guy will try to find a way to cancel the election. But maybe I just have Trump Derangement Syndrome.

So the President can veto bills passed though both the senate and congress that go against his will. Co-equal power never really existed then.

I heard that the television show FBI is switching over from drama to comedy.

The “Board of Peace” seems as dystopian as Orwell’s “Ministry of Truth”.

The orange guy will do anything to stay in power including starting wars and I wouldn’t rule out him using nuclear weapons.

If the orange guy keeps pissing off Canadians we will send more and more arctic air down south of the border.

Satan was an angel who tried to make himself equal to God. I don’t think that the orange guy was ever an angel but he seems to be following the same playbook.

I think I finally figured it out. Trump Derangement Syndrome is another way of saying that someone has morals and common decency.

The orange guy has to get a Nobel Peace Prize. Obama got one.

SoTrump said that Putin wants Ukraine to succeed. I am pretty sure he must have said secede. Russian accent probably played a role.

I’m getting confused to what ICE is and ISIS 🤔

Who really needs 37 pencils? One Sharpie is enough to create laws, control the weather and any else that you need to do.

It seems to me that there are smarter imperialist fascists around the orange guy who are using him to achieve their goals. He seems pretty easy to manipulate.

I am pretty sure that the orange guy is making millions if not billions from his pardons

When I think about MAHA I imagine an evil scientist wringing his hands and laughing “Mahahaha!”

Wouldn’t it be wonderful if Ebenezer Trump woke up on Christmas morning and joyfully started shouting “I am not the man I used to be!” and then started to undo all of the bad things he had done?

Given the loyalty of the DOJ leadership to the orange guy I will be surprised if there is anything incriminating remaining in them. What would stop them from doctoring them?

I heard that Rudy Giuliani may have been included in the Thanksgiving turkey pardon.

I think that all American flags should be at half mast as long as the orange guy is in office.

Trump just said that he’s got a bigger heart than anyone. Maybe he meant an enlarged heart?

An insult from the orange guy would be the best compliment anyone could ever get.

If the orange guy wins the Nobel Peace Prize it would be an insult to every who has ever won it before. How about a No Bell Piece Prize?He probably wouldn’t know the difference.

The military swears an oath to the Constitution. Perhaps they might stand up to the Orange Guy?

The Orange Guy said he has a bigger heart than most people. He must mean he’s got an enlarged heart. Hope he’s seeing a doctor.

So if the nations at the UN are going to hell but America is really hot does that mean that they are already in hell?

@bongobunjo.bsky.social Watching Strange New Worlds makes me wonder if Hallmark has purchased the Star Trek franchise. I am not enjoying it.

The orange guy is no longer a wannabe dictator, he is one. So many think he’s only around for this term and they are going to be terribly disappointed.

Trump is never going to leave power willingly as long as he’s breathing.

Hasn’t the International Court of Justice indicted Putin for war crimes and as a member shouldn’t America arrest him when he lands in Alaska?

Trump should tariff the Canadian wildfire smoke. It’s got nothing to do with climate change it’s because we failed to rake our forests.

Nutlick just told Canada to quit being so silly. What kind of response can we give to that?

So now he’s building a gilded ballroom in the Whitehouse for only $200,000. Shouldn’t this require congressional approval?

Steven Colbert is welcome to bring Late Night to Canada 🍁🇨🇦

Hey it’s Orangemen’s Day in parts of Canada 🍁! Is Donald going to change it to Trump Day when we become the 51st state?

I have always thought that the orange guy is in Putin’s pocket. He just halted weapons to Ukraine and lifted sanctions against Russia. He was on the phone with Putin this morning.

A lot of people are saying that the Big Beautiful Bill will kill the Republicans in the next election but that assumes that there will be another free and fair election.

I just can’t understand how anyone could enter a trade agreement with the orange guy who changes his mind every few minutes.

If the Orange Guy were win a Nobel Peace Prize it would make the prize totally meaningless and degrade everyone else who has ever won it.