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Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Hegseth: "It's worth saying again so the fake news understands it. We are no longer the woke department or the weak department. Simple translation of that -- no fatties no trannies no beardos no weirdos no wimps no radicals. Just warriors."

Mrs. Betty Bowers@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social

The ultra-wealthy keep trying to pit the rest of us against each other with scare tactics ("communists!" "men in the ladies room!!" "brown people!!!" "drag queens!!!!") to keep us from noticing that our real problem is THEM. They want us to fight *any* war—except a class war. Happy Labor Day.

Candice Frederick@candicefrederick.bsky.social

Bad Bunny Wins Emmy for Super Bowl Halftime Show variety.com/2026/artisan...

variety.comBad Bunny Wins Emmy for Super Bowl Halftime ShowBad Bunny win his first Emmy for the Super Bowl Halftime Show.

Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social

Fox News complains that underage teenage girls aren’t getting pregnant enough: “The problem is teens and young adults. From ages 15-19, the fertility rate is down 70% in the last 2 decades, which means we are telling people who are young not to have babies.”

Alt National Park Service@altnps.bsky.social

Google Maps has officially caved and changed the map.

Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social

new joke format just dropped: you say the father the son and the holy spirit, then add two extra things.

Mediaite@mediaite.com

FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’

dlvr.itFBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’The FBI has reportedly relaxed hiring standards that previously automatically disqualified applicants who admitted to hiring prostitutes, engaging in bestiality, or stealing from an employer. The post FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’ first appeared on Mediaite.

The Daily Show@thedailyshow.com

What the f**k, NFL? We're on the brink of nuclear war because you wouldn't let Trump have the Buffalo Bills?

The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com

Norway fans have swarmed New York City with the ‘viking row.’ The viral rowing trend has become the signature move of its fanbase.

Ruben Garcia@gorubenruben.bsky.social

Trump turns water in algae

The Lincoln Project@lincolnproject.us

"If you want $3 gas, you're going to have to wait 6 years. We will not get back down to that sub-$70 oil level until 2032"

Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co

‘Masters of the Universe’ drone show spotted over Los Angeles 💥 • Had 1600 drones • Guinness World Record for brightest drone show ever (via Amazon MGM)

Bill Hoppe@billhoppe.bsky.social

“Yeah, I’ll be able to play hockey again.” More on #Buffalo #Sabres center Jiri Kulich having his blood clot removed and his excitement for next season: www.buffalohockeybeat.com/sabres-jiri-...

buffalohockeybeat.comSabres’ Jiri Kulich says he can play next season after having blood clot removed - Buffalo Hockey BeatSabres center Jiri Kulich, who was expected to be a significant contributor following a 15-goal rookie season, last played Nov. 1.

David Roberts@volts.wtf

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kbb.comTesla Recalls Cybertruck Because Wheels May Fall Off - Kelley Blue BookThe 2024-2026 Tesla Cybertruck is being recalled for faulty wheel studs.