Bulstrode Whitelocke

Michael Richards: “I’m going to be outrageous and completely misjudge it and get cancelled everywhere” Jerry Seinfeld: “hold my beer” #seinfeld #gaza

I hear people talking about the Iran war like it’s as bad for USA as Suez was for Britain. But while Suez was also embarrassing, to be equivalent Iran would have to have asserted control over Hormuz before USA decided to bomb it and decapitate its government. At least Eden wasn’t that incompetent

Just realised I’m older than Jim Robinson and 95% of the characters youtu.be/ctrYqWyVxK0

I haven’t used Grok much until now, but I’ve just found out what a laughably partisan and dishonest hack it is. I guess Musk got tired of Grok constantly being used to fact-check him so he turned it into a didactic windbag in his own image.

It looks like Reform have already started on the curriculum

I looked up a hair tattoo thinking there would be a comedy hair video. Turns out it’s a major industry and now I’m being bombarded with advertising

As if the word ‘joystick’ isn’t suggestive enough, the market leading manufacturer is called Thrustmaster

Channel 4 app - Your favourite show? Certainly! Here’s 5 minutes of adverts! Oh dear, something’s gone wrong. Want to try again? Sure, here’s 5 more minutes of adverts! Oh no! Still not working? Wanna try again?

I find it insane that grown adults are scared of house spiders, mice etc and then tell me if I get freaked out by a rottweiler running at me that ‘he’s only playing’ and I’m the weirdo

Why is ‘need’ in inverted commas on the NHS website?