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@hollyanderson.bsky.social I turned the game off at the end of the 3rd quarter. For the 4th quarter, did they let Arch have a gun?

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social ofc he’s announcing this game

@ringerfantasymemes.bsky.social How many times did he play for them and they desperately wanted to cut him?

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Charmed Son or Kong Skull Island Daughter? Or both?

Dibs on “Zyndaya” if I ever become a drag queen

Thought it was neat that my candy includes facts about @fiveironfrenzy.bsky.social 😊

Imagine spending $35M on Stevens when you coulda gotten Baker Mayfield for that kind of money instead

Very disappointed in @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social when they stated talking about “The Big movie” & then go off on some tangent about a new Christopher Nolan joint and never circle back to the 1988 American fantasy comedy film starring Tom Hanks (which is actually an adaptation of The Odyssey)

@edsbs.bsky.social There’s a Taco Bell in Grand Rapids MI so well known for fucking up orders and closing unexpectedly and all sorts of other stuff that it has it’s own subreddit. It is currently for sale for $2.2M. Is this step 1 in Nationalizing Taco Bell?

My one change for the World Cup is that every country gets 1 special move they can use one time per game. It must be based on some cultural part of the country and in 30 years we must look back and consider the move slightly problematic

Wake Up, Neo… The Matrix has you… Follow the white rabbit. Knock, knock, Neo.

Really glad the slogan “Play has no limits” is used by Sony and not like, DraftKings

This is a great read for everyone not Klay Thompson

@edsbs.bsky.social I was today years old when I found out your handle isn’t an abbreviation of Eugene Debs Super Bowl Sunday

Don’t 👋🏼 call 👋🏼 them 👋🏼 traditional 👋🏼 wives 👋🏼if 👋🏼 they’re 👋🏼 not 👋🏼 from 👋🏼 the 👋🏼 Traditional 👋🏼 region 👋🏼 of 👋🏼 France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling mail order brides

“He’s VERY weak on crime” I say reading the passage in the Gospels about loving your enemies.

In England do they call him Jay Zed?

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social you admit that the bird noises are piped in for The Masters and yet fail to address the bird noises that come weekly from your very own show. Curious.

@edsbs.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social But they were all of them deceived. For another World Cup 2010 song was made youtu.be/WTJSt4wP2ME?...

Hell yeah IU big man. You deserve to signal that first down

@edsbs.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Is Fernando Mendoza College football George Russell or is George Russell F1 Fernando Mendoza?

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social The call is coming from inside the house

Onside kicking when you’re already up is the absolute gold standard of chaotic evil plays. Bravo, Kirby

My biggest wish is that there’s a pre-game show with Pat McAfee, Dave Portnoy, Urban Meyer and Nick Saban on one pre-game show so I can easily avoid them all.

OK but for real, is Jeanty running better because he’s standing upright again?

“The Divine Comedy”? Do you mean “Little Nicky”?

As a society, we peaked with this aesthetic, both fashionably and musically

An Equalizer style TV series where he goes around helping recently broken up boyfriends get their favorite hoodie back

Live look at The Admin for Elmo’s Twitter account

You’re both wrong. He’s thinking about how that would be the perfect spot for an Ed Debevics

The worlds shittiest/most unethical honeypot

Me when my boss asks me to do something I am paid to do

“Wow you look great!” “Thanks! I’m super depressed and not eating and the only thing keeping me from completely breaking down at the moment is exercising”

Everyone’s scrolling so fast they’re not gonna see this tweet about how much I love my wife

🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟦 🟪🟪🟦🟦 🟦🟪🟪🟪 Connections got me all fired up today. THE PAINTING CLEARLY SAYS ITS NOT A PIPE!!!

I was at a ⚾️ game earlier this season & had just put my order in at the concession stand when the 2 children working the grill & register STOPPED WORKING AND SANG ALONG for the National Anthem. I went full Curb Larry David and said my food better be free if their negligence resulted in a burnt dog

Women will literally go to therapy instead of learning about the Roman Empire

Just got finished consuming my French Pre-Workout (Black coffee and a hand rolled cigarette) 💪🏽

Something that women (and girl dads) can never understand is that when your son is born, it is a joyful but sad day. As a son of a boy dad, you realize one day this child you’re raising will kill you, but it also makes you think of your father’s own mortality that will end at your hands. It’s tough

I love having a spotter when I lift. It’s just the adult version of “Dad, watch this!”

OK but each of these guys really does have 3 friends. Except for Jay. He has the other 3 here plus his Football Friend.