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What I wish for every woman a quiet strategic brain. And to know their Myers Briggs, eneagram, big 5, libido, sexual orientation, gender preference, how to budget, how to invest, their personal medical profile and about 4B, have a divorce lawyer on speed dial...sns

Grandma is lurking again 😂😂😂😂😂.......if you cant be organised be....

Partnership ??s - do I treat my partners like cars get bored after 3 years and want to trade it in for a new model? Ans yes! and leave folks alone coz you is a toxic mofo! Or save up and get therapy. Just be honest!

Grandma lurking and learning. Not my art work..happy to attribute it necessary.

Grandma is lurking again. Its probably not the 'lurking' that's the problem...its the 'learning' that the world might need to worry about 😈😈😈

After 126 years! 126!!!!....that is 1900-1999 + 2000-2026 - we are still choosing to war, to fight rather than to negotiate! 126 years and humanity still does not know how to negotiate - hiw much practice do humans need???🤔

Grandma is lurking again 😈

I once worked in 'medical' publishing, a vvvv long time ago. It never ceases to amaze me just how untrust worthy, rude, misogynist, patriarchal, biased and obsessed with 💰💰 journalists are. Tempted to say ♂️ are the worst of all 🤢🤮 (dont know about ♀️ 🤷‍♀️). If it dont = 💶🎖🏆 they dont cover it 🤮💩

Eat a bag of modest sweeties, sit on a wall and swing your legs. Watch a cartoon from your or your children's childhood.

Saw this...great summary... youtube.com/shorts/Cc6-2...

THE FROGS ARE COMMING MAR 28........... ❌️👑

Love this womans videos - shes definitely the comedian I wish I was ( in another life)....her ability to hit the nail on the head...chefs kiss youtube.com/shorts/01bZI...

Just to reiterate.....granny is really effing pissed off!!..See previous post...with video linked.

Granny's pissed off....really pissed off! She saw someone carry the guilt ..when a 50yr man turns into a sex obsessed jock, chasing after 20yr old. The wife takes the blame for ending it. Not the guy who turned into selfish sex junkie coz they gave him TRT. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤯🤯🤯 youtu.be/cL1zG1pEyUk?...

To all political people...... I say...stop being a Ratbag!

Granny's lurking again 😱😱😱. The journey of loving 📖 - To every calm and happy looking 'reading a book' person I've ever seen. I can't remember who started my journey of loving books, but I am incredibly thankful to loads of people who have definitely given me a nudge over the years...👍🏼💝🔎

I realised this today...am I being overly sensitive or extreem? Shall we put it to the test of years and patiently see what happens...yep as a Crone Im up for it 😈😈😈.

Grandma's lurking again....mwahahahaha. Ooooo crocus....it's that Springy time of year again. My thyme has survived 😱 coz its low down, cwtchy and against a south facing wall 🏆🎖

What toxic people do is take what should be a good and happy life and tear it down and ruin it one step at a time - yep you have to fight the dragon with one hand and write a Birthday card with the other. And they think they have the right to do it - THEY ARE WRONG!

Happy St. Dwynwen's Day

My nomination for Political anthem of 2026, or maybe any decade (jury is out). youtu.be/w-q99sGfctI?...

What again, before Ive even had my second cup of tea, oh bloody hell. Give over!

What do grandmas really want to look like when they get grey hair and creaky knees? Well I can't speak for others, but I would in a heartbeat - coz thats what shape wear was invented for...imagine what theyll think at the nursing home. And dont even wonder if I could or I would. Ever! Coz I have!

Grandma is sharing....one of her favourite quotes....

Granny asks, "Are you boycotting?, ...coz if not, why not?? But a word from the wise...

Liberty, Egality, Fraternity.... Responsibility Cup of Tea

This is the National Flag of Greenland ....and we all know why we suddenly know what this looks like. The Greenlanders seem like incredibly nice people - and sometimes nice people need friends with 'big dog energy'...so who do you need to be 'big dog' for today? Somebody you know needs you!Trust me!

Grandma's lurking again - well always lurking but just in here. Saw this larfed - thats definitely what Death would look like if he represented a female personification - he would also have a large messanger bag and brought his own flask of tea and biscuits, and possibly sandwiches 🤣🤣🤣

Granma's feeling feisty today...if you cant make a sandwich, use the washing machine, fold your laundry and remember your own god-damn mothers birthday/get her a card - then YOU ARE NOT UP TO THE JOB OF MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. Oh bite me! SNS 🤪😡😠🤬🤡

Im now at a stage where what I really want for Chrismas can't be bought or wrapped in paper....Oh Dear...

Thinking about celebrations this time of year, there must be quite a few for different beliefs. Surprisingly enough dont do Thanksgiving- not in US....which one are you going with? My ancestors did Winter Solstice 🤔...

If someone can make you feel small and guilty enough, they will have you under their thumb until you believe otherwise... sick of feeling guilty youtu.be/XZhZzCOIHUw?...

Granny says, "So many folks, and not necessarily oldies, either, became much more reluctant to go out, socialise, and we're noticing we're badly disconnected in ways we never used to be....Have you thought of this..?"

I'm glad I never went into science or I might have beaten up any guy who did that with a lab stool and stuffed him in the extractor cupboard....and written swear words on his lab coat!!!!

It only takes on accident, on illness or one virus to trash your well laid plans. Choice human dignity and respect - anything else is a 'dark path'

Fabulous cartoon and a great memory of the day....lots of brave and very well behaved people...deserving of praise and thanks.🫶🐸🫶🐸

People are standing up for democracy across the globe. Be a part of this movement, and you'll be proud for the rest of your life. This is the moment. This is the movement.

Make fascism extinct! No Tyrants at the US Embassy in London, UK #nokings #notyrants #indivisibleabroad #Indivisible

Its another one of those write it in your calender days....

This has got to be one of the best political put downs Ive seen....be warned its very catchy and will lurk in your head for ages....🤭🤭🤭😈 Thanks to .... for this @indivisiblelondon.bsky.social

🙏🙏🙏 Dont let a wedding ring ir a promise of commitment stop you from caring for, engaging with or standing up for your fenale family and friends- thats how people get narcissistically and domestically abused...wake up, stand up and reach out. Commitment is not possession EVER!!!!

youtu.be/anVROJ9_5kY?...

There are no frogs in the Epstein files...just saying for a friend 😱🤭

Damn that's good...

Because we are all in the same boat...

Anyone curious about 'identity cards' - as the media is full of it....in UK school children often get one at 13 and another at 18, as proof of age. However most people dont know you can also get one for adults (cheaper than a passport)....

For anyone who ever wondered if the Covid 19 app worked .theres a short little interesting article to read...

As an observer of life in the 21 Century.....this wasn't on our bingo cards for the week....but damn we will absolutely take the wins 💪🙏👎🏼

This, this, this, this !!! This is why it will never pay any country to be racist and demonise immigration. youtube.com/shorts/-_kPM...

Why does rhe world of testosterone driven men think everything is war and retribution? When most people who have survived toxic situations and relationships just want reasonable piece and quiet and to be left alone... "An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind..and fields a blasted wasteland"