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Don't be distracted by the beautiful industrial harbor in the background, there's a deer to admire. #FursuitFriday

COMMISSION @burke.deer.army comms open

Every once in a while Facebook market will have like a paraglider or powered parachute for sale, and I'm tempted like "Yeah, that would be a cool way for me to die"

If any teal hoofers at #aquatifur are short a hoof, it's at conops

AqF parties getting fucking nuked at 9:30 💀

If any teal hoofers at #aquatifur are short a hoof, it's at conops

Watch out for things that go "bleat" in the night! 🎨 @astrayd0g.bsky.social

"The world's smallest chef" seems pretty big if you ask me #Fursuitfriday @blueharborc.bsky.social

Currently locked in a battle of passive aggression with with Midwestern white women.

Furry Oktoberfest this weekend!

Folks checking their email today.

This came to me as I sent a venmo

Just experienced a very sketchy commission process, let's see if I just PayPal'd 50 bucks into the void lol...

Do any of my fellow hoofurs have a jingle bell harness, and if so where'd you get yours? I want to be extra festive for MFF this year :3

I'm trying to find a telegram sticker I've seen like once: it was an African wild dog with a big shit eating grin. Does that sound familiar to anyone

Do any of my fellow hoofurs have a jingle bell harness, and if so where'd you get yours? I want to be extra festive for MFF this year :3

The last night of megaplex, some deer twink was being carried around the pool princess style and I've never been more jealous in my life.

Found Minnesota’s greatest furries @burke.deer.army

Deranged airport bloody

Kind of a non sequitur but Tom Scott says "ass" in this video I don't think I've ever heard him swear youtu.be/EU-rZuJxdbw?...

Megaplex soon! Do: Ask for hugs and pictures ✅ Invite me to your parties ✅ Climb on my shoulders in the pool so we can do mutual combat against our enemies ✅ Don't: Track me with AI enabled cameras that create a database of my movements 🚫

Raspberries really do be like "Oops! All mold!"

Went goat mode out on the break water.

>Get invited to meet friends >"Sure, I'm available" >"Ok, well what do you want to do, you decide"

Whenever I see a video that starts with some bubbling container of water I have to ask myself "Elaborate bong or some kind of breath-play device?"

*Demolishes your horse*

"Be considerate of others or I will bite your torso and give you a disease"

I love the idea of spoilers for The Odyssey. Bro it's a 3000 year old epic poem, there's a statute of limitations.

Switching all my fans on in a desperate bid to swap the day time 90 degree air in my house for the cool evening 85 degree air outside.

Grilling delayed by huge ass wasp nest

Just one more day and my deadbeat electrician will finally finish my service upgrade so i can actually charge at home again >:|

There was much discourse about mascots at pride parades but I have to shout out the Womens roller derby Narwhal.

Made it with room to spare, thanks all downhill leg of my trip