boo-urnsunit

in terms of living and dying an old woman, I have arrived at the cougar spot along the path, where sometimes yknow…I am surprised to learn I can feel horny for that Reacher fella. (scene where he got smacked around by that other, bigger fella)

There are 4 different show runners who have asked for my comedy avails who’ve never followed up to close a booking with me. There are 3 different bookers who have asked for my Venmo for shows that definitely sold tickets and I’ve never received anything. I can’t afford to burn bridges by naming them

I’m even saying this on bluesky instead of Facebook or Instagram because the local scene doesn’t use this platform

There are 4 different show runners who have asked for my comedy avails who’ve never followed up to close a booking with me. There are 3 different bookers who have asked for my Venmo for shows that definitely sold tickets and I’ve never received anything. I can’t afford to burn bridges by naming them

I will still wear red and absolutely belt out every verse of A Mighty Fortress on reformation Sunday

I know that there are older versions of it that are evil in lyric content and I reject these without hesitation

Saw some words i liked by Bill Corbett tonight. Reminded me I always liked that guy: back when i worked in theater differently, i got to work with Bill on Hate Mail by him and Kira Obolensky. With Mo Collins and… first Kevin Kling, then Mike Nelson. I felt & still feel so lucky, what a time

for 2028 Vance is going to convert again. Russian Orthodox this time. after the midterms.

INTERIOR. ZOOM MEETING. DAY. "Jo your makeup looks really pretty today" 🥹 "do you have a date tonight?" 😳🤭 "uh...um...oh uh thank you. no I'm just ... I'm just getting better at it I uh I got some tips about how to hold the mirror, and angles and stuff?... so uh I'm yes, thank you!☺️"

could you jump the white house fence with the new tesla?

will the new tesla be able to leapfrog into the pools at ground zero?

could you jump the white house fence with the new tesla?

could you bypass the gates at a military installation in the new tesla?

boring. call me when I can play Galactic REACHER

cowroker just referred to the old corp name and self-corrected "dangit i keep doing that" so I said ... “yknow in trans subculture we call our old names our deadnames so maybe you can think of it as the company’s deadname”