Brian Vassar

Brian Vassar

@burphel.bsky.social

(He/him/whatever), kamaʻāina Hawaiʻi, emergency nurse, union member, socialist, triathlete, retired motorcycle racer, Eagle Scout, Navy brat. If you post pictures of critters, there's a good chance I'll digitally boop them.

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Brian Vassar
@burphel.bsky.social

I've spent 24 of the last 48 hours playing this game... So yeah, it's good. Check it out if you like city builders and/or beavers. Then look on Steam for the mod that adds a flooding mechanic, because I can't believe they left that out in the first place, it seems so obvious.

Timberborn | 1.1 out now! 🔥@timberborn.bsky.social

A city-builder with lumberpunk beavers 🦫, vertical architecture 🌉, water physics 💦, and terraforming💥? That's Timberborn! 😎 We’ve just put the game on a 30% discount on Steam, so… get it now! 🎁 👇👇👇 https://store.steampowered.com/app/1062090/Timberborn/

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The Onion
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Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday

theonion.comTarget Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s BirthdayMINNEAPOLIS—Responding to conservative backlash over a large selection of offerings for the month of June, Target announced Friday that they would scale back their gay pride section to a single t-shir...
Brian Vassar
@burphel.bsky.social

I'm starting to feel like The Onion has become the AltFourthEstate for the AltGov movement. I mean, they *used* to make shit up. Now, it's usually pretty accurate. @theonion.com @altgov-labeler.bsky.social

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NOAA Cuts Leave Wind Chimes As Sole Predictor Of Approaching Hurricanes

theonion.comNOAA Cuts Leave Wind Chimes As Sole Predictor Of Approaching HurricanesSILVER SPRING, MD—As mass firings of career experts and scientists continued to roil the federal government, officials confirmed Friday that cuts to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration...
Brian Vassar
@burphel.bsky.social

Fresh coral bud just offshore of Pu'uhonua o Honaunau National Historic Park. Aside from the cultural significance, it's right next to an amazing snorkeling/diving area. #NationalParkService #HawaiisParks

Season of Scaryanne Denton 🧡🎃@mariannedenton.bsky.social

QuotePost with a picture you took in a National Park. #NationalParkService America’s Best Idea Yosemite National Park, May 2022 (pls use AltText)

Brian Vassar
@burphel.bsky.social

Remember when the Onion had to make shit up?

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Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole

theonion.comTrump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ LoopholeWASHINGTON—Saying his latest executive order was legal due to an “underutilized but totally feasible workaround,” President Trump claimed Tuesday that he could overrule the U.S. Constitution by means ...

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