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I found the thagomizer!

This squirrel sounds like he smokes a pack a day and wants you to get off his lawn. (Sound at about 8 seconds). He sits here outside my kitchen window and yells until I come to say hello.

Sometimes you just gotta draw something silly. This alien would like to paint you.

Banned Books Week starts today! This year’s theme is: #LetBooksBe What do you think books should be? Share your answer in the comments: ✨ Let Books Be Free 🎉 Let Books Be Fun 🌎 Let Books Be Diverse 💡 Let Books Be Thought-Provoking ❤️ Let Books Be Themselves

Heck yeah I wanna see the baby coo

Today in adorable hippo news: www.goodgoodgood.co/articles/bum...

YOU MUST MAINTAIN YOUR STRENGTH AND POWER! TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.

Tomorrow is Dolly Parton Day (9-25)! Make sure to leave out a nice potato dish tonight for her so she blesses your dreams with butterflies, rhinestones, and kindness. 🦋

I found the Yom Kippur traditional Poster's Confession really meaningful this year.

Fun experience tonight: in a restaurant with friends, was approached by a very familiar-looking woman who reminded me excitedly that I taught her to knit, like 17 or 18 years ago. It's especially gratifying because teaching knitting was my favorite job.

If you could scratch all the way into my brain, Mom, that'd be greaaaat

File under: notes left by my children, part eleventy-two

daily reminder ✨

Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Low-budget LARPers complete most, but not all, of a quest before being interrupted by law enforcement.

Sometimes something happens in dance class that begs to be illustrated.

Sir Arthur is innocent of any rumors you may have heard about harassing the other cats. He is a sweet innocent angel boy, just look at that face.

My horoscope says it's a good day for me to post thirst traps, so here's a martini *and* a water bottle, that's twice as thirsty. Right? Am I doing this right? My resident Youth Expert is asleep.

Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Artist: time for fresh rinse water

I thought I was making this to sell but I think I'm gonna have to keep it. Taking suggestions about what needs to live in this.

"upfuckenating" gets my vote for word of the year

"That's not the fun part!"

SKA IS A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY

HOLY, that hook is INCREDIBLE

Vaccines do not cause autism. Autism is not something to be fixed. Autism is not something to be cured. My autistic friends, you are autistic joy. Thank you for being wonderful you ✨ Sincerely, Your Autistic Library Friend 💛

Ah, I see what my problem is, it's not enough swimmi- Wait, this just in, it's the lack of a wife

OnlyMarms

It's an exciting #caturday, the kitten has been named! Please allow me to present Sir Arthur, Voleslayer, first of his name. He would like to lick your nose.

Latest addition to "weird/cool things in my house": a Bluetooth speaker for the kitchen, built into a previously non-functional Fender amp.

I am this old: the longer I watched this video, the more my ankles hurt

We have a weekend guest who showed up uninvited but brought a hostess gift of a vole. He's into interpretive dance and bird-watching

TFW you find a charm and make a whole cover to go with it, and then discover you already had matching contents. Leather cover dyed with shaving cream, leather dye, fountain pen ink, and painted with acrylic paints and glitter. Hand sewn, with pen sleeves, a handmade sketchbook and a nice journal.

🍋 #artsky

The project the cat stamps were for 🙂 Except now I am also thinking about a little border of paw prints around the bottom of the legs.

TFW the AC has gone out

Kimika Hara, contemporary Japanese embroiderer #Womensart

"poetry"

Assorted cats stamps testing, part 2.

Happy Explosions -and-Barbeque Day to everyone except the people in my neighborhood who have been setting off fireworks continuously for the last couple days, and an especial fuck you to this guy

Getting ready for a project in a couple days for which I need a variety of cats. The black one is from my #the100dayproject, the orange one is new. What other classic cat poses do I need? Sitting up like an Egyptian statue, arched and hissy - jumping to catch something?

You may have heard rumors that Miss Dorothy is all enormous tail and fluffy pantaloons, but I assure you she is also mostly belly.

77F/25C degrees at 4:30 am, how's it going? I, a middle aged lady, am perched on the edge of my seat with a hand fan aimed alternately at my crotch and my feet. "Refrigerated Underpants" is on the family list of band names but right now I want some to wear to bed.

"Zone of Sweaty Despair" is the album name

next time you hear someone “throws like a girl” this is what you should assume they mean

A moan and a groan and a sigh: the scent of scorched butterscotch, acrid on the edges, dipped in red labdanum and cognac, with a sting of saffron, pink pepper, and woodsmoke.

"Draw me like one of your French cats."