Fable 2 NPCs

I can't read. I don't know if the person I paid to write this wrote the correct message.

How come I can't use a health potion??

Going to Reaver's mansion today to paint a portrait of him, for him. Hope nothing goes wrong.

I had one of the Hero's children and this lil brat doesn't have any potential to use magic.

I know people really like the Hero and all, but they have been the worst landlord I've ever had. I owned my house before they showed up and bought it without asking me!

gm; Me (he/they) irl rn

Heading down to my local mini fishing game watering hole for the day. Or maybe the week.

Get It Here

Fist fighting a horde of beetles because I can't afford to hire somebody else to do it.

Watch out! The Hero has a blunderbuss!

I'm not trying to get through Alchemy School. I need to pay my rent. Sex work is real work.

Eating a buncha celery until I have a halo of butterfly lights around me too​

Why don't we have unions if we have guns??

Know what, Hero?? I'm glad you soiled yourself trying to fart at me.

Growing up, I was told never to even visit Bloodstone because it is so dangerous. I have since ended up moving here and I don't know what my parents were talking about. Bloodstone is the safest town ever. Everybody here has a weapon all the time!

Just vibing. No scry stones in sight.

You'll never catch me alive, kappa.

If the Hero can just walk into my house and take stuff from my drawers, I'd rather just deal with the highwaymen.

A Blue Wasp got in me house!

You can't intimidate me. I was born on an aura farm.

Sure they saved the world, but is the Hero really that good of a person if they came back without their dog??

Eating a buncha crunchy chicks until I can grow horns too.

I think landlords should get real jobs.

I cannot wait to read "The Secret of Castle Fairfax, Part III" when it finally comes out.

What is the unemployment rate of Bowerstone??

My commissions are open just in case the Hero needs some mercenary help.

Is the Hero really good if they went to prison??

Hollow men destroyed me house!

Damn. I think I'm one of the people that doesn't exist unless the Hero is around. Well, I better make the most of my time while they're here.

Why do we even have a king if we have guns??

I'm starting to think the Crucible exists to distract us from the shoddy actions of the monarchy.

Please stop emoting in my face and go fight the highwayman who stole my money.

I just found a frying pan with a bunch of magical stuff embedded in it. It can one shot a balverine. Anyone want to buy it off me?

I overperformed at the factory this week. They gave me a health potion as a reward. I can't even use it. I'm not a Hero.

I gave the Hero a job once and they were the worst employee I've ever had.

Can I pet the Hero's dog??

I was glitched into a wall for a few hours this morning. Be careful out there. My chicken is still in the wall.

It's what it's

Ever since being turned into a balverine, my wife has been the happiest she's ever been.

I've spent months trying to get the local Demon Door to open up, but I'm no therapist.

A troll destroyed me house!

I'm fighting for my life out here with these hobbes and having to pay rent.

I wish I was still a farmer like the previous game. These factories are worse. At least we have guns now, I guess.

How come I can't use a health potion??

Watch out! The Hero has a blunderbuss!