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You know he’s buying the craziest shit for his grandkids off AI generated Instagram ads

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social is this your work?

🚨🚨 The runtimes for Sisters of Bal Harbor, Season 8 have been revealed: • Episode 1 — 52 minutes • Episode 2 — 47 minutes • Episode 3 — 2 hours 4 minutes • Episode 5 — 6 minutes • Episode 6 — 1 hours 64 minutes • Episode 8 — 2 hours 4 minutes (it’s episode 3 but played backwards) (Source: Doug)

Hi, would you like to be a founding member of the Nazi Party?

Studiocanal, a Canal+ Company

Christmas is coming up and I don’t yet have a sweatshirt that says “Kierkegaard” in the Costco Kirkland brand wordmark

Excited about the new Charlie Kirk x Creuset collaboration

I bought a dust collection system so now I get emails with subjects like “3 Ways to Automate Dust Collection & Boost Efficiency”

@chrislhayes.bsky.social hey did you know you were hacked on that other site?

My brain tricked me into thinking the notification badge was not labeled “1” but an isometric “7” (turn your phone clockwise until you see it). It wasn’t until I realized how preposterous it would be for the Home Depot app to have 7 notifications waiting for me that I was able to snap out of it.

Been thinking a lot about my top three donuts. Here they are, not in order because I consider them co-equal: 1. Glaze Donuts has a knock off of Entenmann’s chocolate covered donut 2. Original cronut from Ansel (haters will be muted) 3. Lidl’s impeccably named, Floopy chocolate donut

Just setting up my bluesky