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I'm going to start a podcast of me and whoever's my guest talk all about different kinds of buildings you can buy for your backyard. It's going to be called "Talking Sheds"

Conservative Christianity is like a book club where they only read one book but in actuality no one reads the book let alone understands what it says. Oh, and don't get me started on how much they don't know what subtext is

Stephen Miller waiting backstage to tell Trump he needs to be more racist, misogynistic, and xenophobic

What watching right wing media is like

Nick Shirley is an "independent journalist" in the same way John Wayne Gacy was a "party clown"

Cocaine so white it swears it has a black friend.

Satan walks into hell Demon - Hey, where's your fiddle? Satan - I lost it in a Best Fiddler Contest Demon - That sucks. Who was the judge? Satan - (looks down dejectedly) *quietly*Me Demon - You? And you lost? Satan - (getting upset) Look, you weren't there! He was really really good!

My Lips, Flaming

Do you think the King from Humpty Dumpty only sent his king's horses in to fix Humpty Dumpty just that one time or so you think he was so inbred (as most Monarch's were back then) that, whenever there was a problem back then, like the third thing the king did was send in all the king's horses

I don't know about any of you but I'm starting to think that Lou Bega ISN'T going to drop "Mambo #6" anytime soon

"The Dingos Hate My Baby"

Everyone was so worried about Trump stealing the election that they forgot that over half the country totally wanted a fascist authoritarian dictator wannabe.

So the FCC commissioner came out and said Kamala Harris's cameo on SNL might have violated the "equal time" rule. Funny, when Trump fucking HOSTED SNL during his 2016 nobody said shit. Bullshit!

After 8 Mission: Impossible movies I'm starting to think maybe they should rename them to Mission: Kind Of Hard

Suicide isn't painless. It really hurts.

I don't know. But I'm exhausted. I didn't block anyone. I'm going to bed. Good night

I'm gonna be blunt but Ben Shapiro - helping a fascist government to come to power no matter what you think Candace Owens - siding with fascists will eventually be your downfall. Literally both of you are useful idiots for the fascists to hide behind for now. You will be 2nd class citizens

Mona 💦 #pixelart #fanart

Felt like listening to some old '8Os-'90s college rock and this 10,000 Maniacs Best Of fit the bill. Anyone else into them? Favorite album/songs?

In honor of the incredible musician and deeply flawed man, husband, and father who would've turned 84 today I'm playing this, my favorite of all his compilations John Lennon - The Definitive Lennon

I don't know why some parents are so scared that even being exposed to LGBT people will turn them gay. I mean, I saw David Bowie and Mick Jagger fondling each other at Live Aid and I still came out straight.

Hi! I'm new here. I couldn't stand Twitter any longer. I'd been on it since 2009 so it was tough leaving it but the fascists, racism and transphobia finally drove me away. Having fun so far. Glad to be here