Dr John "Bwipy" Mortimer

Random uptick in followers outta nowhere so if you're new, welcome! My name is Scott, but online I go by Bwipy. I hope you enjoy amateur article writing and memes about Riptide and #fabtcg in general, because that's what you're getting here. Links in Bio to my stuff on other websites.

Excuse me mr @fabrary.net what is this? #fabtcg

youtu.be/4flRaGrgzQE?... FLESH AND BLOOD PLEASE LET THIS BE PITS 2 I WILL BE YOUR STRONGEST CONSUMER I LOVE JIMMY WHITE I'M SO EXCITED

Anybody got a link to the Malice list that did really well at Calling: Atlanta? #fabtcg

Krill let Mo have iPad time. [ #doodles #deadlock #deadloctober ]

I've been loving riptide, but please ban command and conquer. The card has steadily been creeping up in how effective it is and fully stopping Riptide's traps just feels egregious for a red attack 6. Potentially losing arsenal, tempo and up to 6 damage is too much for an action ra6

Unfortunately, control has gotten way too out of hand, give Aggro more tools so we can have a 10 minute final.

Signal boosting this cause it's a great talk if you like Riptide stuff! Always impressed with how Mooselton performs and it's great to hear some insight into why he plays the list he does. #fabtcg

Excited to see the new Ranger this trap is designed for! Marlynn doesn't really need a blue block 3 from arsenal and obviously this isn't designed for Riptide just because it's a trap. Maybe this will see some good play in LL format whenever that comes back around? #fabtcg

Battlerite has it's highest active players in years

I never understood why someone would cheat a Speedrun of any game. You really think you're going to get away with hiding something from a group of the most dedicated fans, a chunk of which have autism, for your ENTIRE life? You think you'll get away with it if a decade passes? WRONG. AUTISM GOT YA.

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Dr Mortimer looks so cool and fun, I really hope that he also sucks giga nuts just like my other main so that I can have 1000 years of Rip and Morty #fabtcg

If what James says is real and they do show off all the logos at the World Champs keynote, I can see that being a double edged sword. Imagine seeing something brute coded at the end of the year, waiting all year for the set only for it not to contain a brute. Colossal crash outs all round #fabtcg

Unironically, Assassin has always been a class that I've been interested in, having played Huntsman a fair bit back when Dyn dropped. If this set lowers the price of entry for the Ls and Ms and gives some new spice to play around with, Massive Win in my books. Plus Morty looks AMAZING #fabtcg

James, Confused: "Hey has anyone seen Bryan recently?" *Bryan exits his previously locked and barred office, swollen eyes, hair a mess, sweaty, some faint remnants of a white powder on top of his lip* "James I have designed 153 Assassin cards, let me into the printers" #fabtcg

Shoutout to @opus-arts.bsky.social man these tokens go unbelievably hard

@howlingmines.com Scott's joy and jubilance while watching the Maxx game may go down as one of my favourite moments in #fabtcg history. Hearing them get so excited that their voice doubles up over both commentator mics made watching a unique game of FaB just that much better. Please cast everything.

I'm in the shadows, totally uslurping my shit, shitting on my throne and absolutely rune-ing it, just so chanted up right now. I'm so usurped right now.

3 days of side events and seeing fantastic people, playing amazing games and overall having a wonderful time. 3+ years playing FaB and this was the first nationals I attended, and I think I'm going every year hereafter because it was just so awesome.

I saw the brute card and went "oh wow!" I saw the pirate mech card and went "oh wow!" I saw the guardian/warrior hybrid card and went "Oh WoW!" I saw the Ranger card and went "Oh..."

Day 11 no Riptide spoiler This morning I woke up and set up traps in the hallway just to feel something. Saw a muddy puddle on the morning walk and just started crying. I haven't felt this starved in sets.

We've hit the expansion slots which gives me GREAT hope that there's something in store for the slimy ranger man that will give me the excuse I need to hit up pre-releases #fabtcg

Day 5 of no Riptide Spoiler: I'm beginning to think the worst has come to pass and there's no Ranger Expansion slot in the set. The days are getting shorter and the nights are getting colder. I haven't seen the sun in days.

First set that I'm super uninterested in in a while, so my spoiler season entertainment is guessing which creator got the Riptide card this set (my money's on sunflower samurai or scott this time around)

If any #fabtcg players happen to know the person on Kavdaen and if they're willing to share their deck list...hmu 👀

I'm tuned into the #fabtcg design team, I've had my Oly deckbox on my desk for MONTHS trying to figure ANYTHING out. And here we are.

🚨Calling all TCG players🚨 I'm a university student planning to pursue a PhD in sociology, I wanna research subcultures and social inequality and i need YOUR help with my thesis I wanna look at different TCG subcultures and look at their level of misogyny among each one. And if theyre different

#fabtcg shoutout to Matt Brandwood and Hayden Dale's legs. They must be getting sore.

I love #fabtcg cards with awesome art, bonus points if my opponent goes "wait what?" when I play them

Tune in and check out local pq stream! m.youtube.com/watch?v=nCQu...

HAHAHA GET OWNED NERD

"Honey, do you fancy takeout tonight? We can go down to Normaltown and get some Normal food?" - James White to his wife, probably

Tried out some of the new Riptide cards, had a fun time. youtu.be/E5bj2yDyWd4

In this video, I explore the new Majestic Trap spoiled today, and in a wider sense, talk about the frustrations that people dedicated to certain heroes can feel when cards don't meet expectations youtu.be/B-UDHf-ZOUA

Okay #fabtcg boltyn boys (and girls)! The hunt is on! This is the art of my spoiler and you have 24 hours to figure it out! The rules: Each person may reply with one word (keywords are one word) and I will tell you if it appears on the card or not! Video of the card tomorrow (:!

This meme inspired by our local #fabtcg chat

New #fabtcg pov gameplay over on my YouTube channel, if anyone has tips for playing Lyath let me know! I suck! youtu.be/0lioW9iMRW4

When you're at the Armory and are about to play against your third Tuffnut in a row

I've started writing #fabtcg fanfiction articles as a way to get back into writing more regularly. I also decided that my favourite character doesn't have enough lore so I've started a short story that will follow along with Riptide as a job goes bad. Check it out below! bwipy.com/the-worst-a-...

Congrats to @anorable.bsky.social for winning a Boltyn deck! Dm me your deets on here or discord! As you can see in the video, they actually won TWICE in a row when I accidentally refreshed the page instead of turning off my screen recording. Ain’t that a helluva thing… #fabtcg #fleshandblood

There's been no update to the Living Legend board to include Silver Age, so I'm assuming that it's going to be another eternal format with no rotation? If so, could be huge because apparently Riptide is quite good in it... #fabtcg

Posted this in a reply but it felt too pertinent to not post on main too #fabtcg

Another little preview of a new token I'll have for the #fabtcg Sydney calling. This one might be a touch more obvious 🪙 I think I'm going to wait until the event to reveal my new designs 🤫

It's been 2 years since I bought this Lumina goes Boomina and it has truly gone boomina it seems #fabtcg

Here’s a #fabtcg “Real Art Matters” giveaway! How to enter: 1. Reply to this, choosing to either enter for the Boltyn or Pleiades deck 2. Include a doodle of your favorite card or hero! Either digital like mine or on paper! 3. Repost this and follow me so I can dm you if you win! #fleshandblood

See me personally I would have just done something like this #fabtcg

@fabtcg.com Can we get a bit more of an explanation as to why the format is being removed and not just slip that information in as part of a Skirmish announcement?