Mzungu Fella Carl

Thanks again, apartheid Elon! Thanks to the King of incels, thanks to your fragile manhood and ego! Now do it again! This is fun actually. Looking forward to the financial statement. Please be creative with your next pump...

Thanks Cringelon! Now do some stupid pumping again so I can short again. Short sella, happy fella. #tesla #teslaq #elon

Sell the news, olé! Short sella, happy fella! #tsla #tslaq

Optimus robots? - total failure FSD without LIDAR? - failed Robotaxi? An illusion Tesla stock? Up 5%. Sick world, big bang incoming. A lot of people will lose their pension. #tsla #tslaq

When can I order my Optimus robot? #tesla #tslaq #tsla

It's a cult. Gullible AF.

So 39% tarrifs on all swiss goods? Maybe it's time to visit NYC... #trump #madness #job

Orange Monday. Acrylic on canvas. 🍊

Hey, what are my $TSLA shorts doing?? Elon! Do something stupid, or cringe, or both 😄. Too high for a nice interview?? c'mon... Thank you in advance, son of a *****.

How is it going, fascist? Would suggest you take all the special K you got. It might help! #TSLA #teslatakedown #swasticars

Elon is toast, and I'm smiling. Short sella, happy fella! Keep on posting, Cringelon, you can win this. Promise! #TSLA #teslatakedown #swasticars

And it's gonna work, It's Merica.

EEEELLOOoooooon.... Was this your final scam? #tsla #teslatakedown #musk

Cringelon wanted to overtake Waymo by avoiding LIDAR. It doesn't work, everyone who told him got fired. TSLA needs to integrate LIDAR into their software, which will take years, which means Tesla will never make money with robotaxis. But hey, you guys just gave him $100B for his razzy worthy stunt.

DAWN PROJECT: “.. Musk’s ‘robotaxis’ are so pathetic that they require more attention and supervision than an infant. The only thing sabotaging Tesla’s robotaxi is the dangerous, defective and mentally unstable Full Self-Driving AI software running it." $TSLA dawnproject.com

Cringelon's robotaxi fake is so obvious, it's hard to believe that his cult is still buying it. But they do! Just ten cars, geofenced, supervised. All promises broken. Again. But I am sure Optimus will be the trillion dollar business 🤣. Heil Cringelon! #tsla #tslaq #teslatakedown

Investors seem to be quite happy with Cringelon's fake robotaxi launch. What kind of world are we living in?? #tsla #teslaq #telsatakedown

So Elon is okay again with a pedo-president?? #boycotttesla

Everything Trump touches dies. So does Elon.

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In Kenya president Ruto told HIV infected Kenyans that they won't be supported getting their meds anymore. It will be a disaster, most of them will die. Side effect: The US will lose influence, China will step in. So much winning...

Fuck the "free speech absolutist"

Still hoping for the best...

Here's something positive!

Ok, more of this please.... TSLA

Keep it going folks. Sell every last share. Tell your unions and pension plans to divest. Check ETFs to make sure it’s not lurking in there. 💣💣💣💥💥 etfdb.com/stock/TSLA/

Nothing new here, we are just repeating ourselves. Seriously,it can't go on like that

We don't know whether Trump was recruited by Russia in 1987 and codenamed #Krasnov but it's hard to think things would have turned out the way they have if it wasn’t true.

King #Krasnov smells!

This!

Hello Americans! The free world will never forget that you are blackmailing Ukraine! #trump #fascism

Fuck Russia, fuck the US! Unfortunately just a small minority of Americans really care. Most of them seem to be fine with full blown fascism. They are kissing Putin's ring.

$TSLA up 3.5%. Wtf is wrong with the world? Do investors think a car company doesn't have to sell cars? Is it enough for them that the Apartheid Nepo Baby is participating Trumps clepto-fascist administration? I don't get it! #musk #trump

Let's go Brandon!

The US voted for a russian asset knowingly. Now they are ruled by the butcher Putin. So much winning! #trump #Putin #Musk

Gulf of America..... Greenland..... Trumpflation....

Greenland! Tarrifs! Gulf of America! Tesla! Trumpflation! The news of today is: The US have just officially cancelled their allies! The world has been played by Putin. Congratulations to him, out of such a weak position. Fuckin' wake up...

The US have just officially cancelled all their allies. Throwing Ukraine under the bus for Putin,who owns Trump. May God help us all, if there is one... Jesus fuckin' Christ, I need a beer. #trump #vance #putin #musk

Thx, Edolf! Was almost broke! Too bad I couldn't put in more... #tesla #tsla #swasticar #musk

Tesla's abyssal tanking seems to continue. But the real fun will start when the first factory needs to halt operations. It will be the Tesla plant in Berlin Grünheide. Would estimate it's overproducing 500-700 cars. Per day. Then we can say, Edolf, let's go down to Goblin town! #tsla #musk

Hello Edolf! You fascist Apartheid Nepo Baby, There goes your wealth. But it's still a very long way south... #Musk #swasticars #$TSLAQ #tsla

Where do they store all the unsold #swasticars? For how long can they keep on doing that? When will the Tesla plant Berlin halt operations??? Any experts out there?

Tesla plant Berlin was on fire 🔥 again. Soon it'll halt operations anyway, noone in Europe buys them anymore...

Tesla stopped selling cars. How could anyone think it will sell their Gestapo-Spy-Robots? Who will enter the White Pride Taxis? While they are listening to you?