Kat

Kat

@byekitty.bsky.social

work: yelling at 270 years of archives backlog; freelance copyediting (available!) leisure: needlework, snacks, parkrun tourism, cricket despair, sweepstakes cats: Malka the rescue kitten, Penelope-in-the-Wardrobe

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I had knee surgery on 3 August and that’s the majority of my BlueSky for now, sorry

Kat@byekitty.bsky.social

I am HOME with my qualified nursing staff. Specialist skills: inspection and look of concern respectively

blaming Kai Havertz personally for everything, including my unreasonable delay in catching up on Bake-Off

as if the sewing machine wasn’t enough, I just walked to Southside and back (~3 k) without my brace or crutches

latest good news from The Knee: it doesn’t mind a sewing machine pedal (yes the boning channels aren’t symmetrical, don’t @ me)

was somewhat disturbed by @cdeccleshare.bsky.social describing the Nadal coffee table book as having white gloves included (they are Not Good, I can tell you why in a well-rehearsed 90-second bit) but it’s actually white-glove *installation* eu.assouline.com/products/raf...

eu.assouline.comRafa Nadal Signed Coffee Table Book | ASSOULINEDiscover the signed edition of Rafa Nadal, a coffee table book by Jon Wertheim, with reflections from Roger Federer, King Felipe VI and Toni Nadal.

apparently anaesthesia messing with your hair is a real thing (and not my colleague’s conspiracy theory as I’d assumed). I definitely did not sign a disclaimer for that

I’ve made probably 60+ pairs of socks in my life and never managed this before – knitted the heel flap, picked up gusset stitches and then … merrily started decreasing. notable omission of a heel turn, friends. paging #KnitSky for sympathy

burned some subcontinental microwave popcorn as a symbolic representation of England’s endeavours in Pakistan

picked a random episode of In Our Time to soothe me to sleep and of course one of the people on it has her portrait hanging on the wall behind my desk

massive shoutout to MacCulloch & Wallis who cut what I needed downstairs *and* brought a chair out for me to sit and wait without ever having even to see stairs

not that I went shopping for niche sewing supplies after work, that would be a ridiculous thing to do in my current state

this fact brought to you by me looking at real life photos of excavations at Templeborough!! (including of the tombstone inscriptions quoted in Wikipedia) 👍 and discovering that Past Kat has misnumbered somewhere between 5 and 165 photos 👎

I know my housekeeping has been a bit poor recently, what with The Knee and everything, but I’m pretty sure my kitchen floor was not covered in crochet motifs when I went to bed last night

“I was definitely fast asleep all night and at no point did I come running into the bedroom attached to an empty paper bag.“

meanwhile in cats who probably didn’t drag an entire bag of crochet-blanket-in-progress around the flat in the middle of the night

had very vivid (and stressful) dreams about travelling to Kyiv, St Petersburg and Prague. clearly just going to the office has not been enough

I have been introduced to the possibility of spending £224 on a cheese advent calendar (4.2 kilos of cheese) and I am not entirely sure what to do with this information

I promise I'm not sponsored by Gail's but the cheddar and kimchi croissant with a NA G&T is a perfect Sunday evening treat if you have to brace yourself for going to work (!!) tomorrow

walked all the way to Gail’s without my brace on and it was worth it 😻 (that’s a Too Good To Go bag for £7.49)

I don’t know what the hipster groceries situation is like in Uganda but mandazi with sriracha caramel syrup is 🔥🔥🔥

apologies to the woman with the torn meniscus on the 44 bus who just got an enthusiastic lecture of all my knee surgery advice

out of all the Swahili signs we have for Uganda Independence Day at junior parkrun I deliberately picked the least appropriate one 🇺🇬

speaking of parkrun, I will be marshalling at Battersea for the foreseeable future so do say hi if you happen to run there