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Whale fall is the stupidest movie I’ve ever seen

We’re bringing manufacturing back, baby! Tariffs will bring it all back!

VIOLENCE!!!!

I WANT TO KILLLLLLLL

My bud boss sent me a msg while his wife was ona trip saying he called out “hot!” And “sharp!” To his dogs. It’s important to have no kitchen folk around d.

Every day I’m reminded at how some people really need the shit rocked out of them

Practicing kicking myself in the balls

things i did not expect to see in a parking lot in 2026:

This would go well with my Adam and Eve bottle opener/corkscrew combination

If he said vibcession I would laugh and laugh and laugh

An Oscar for Nathan

Seated for the Nathan for you movie

Do you think micro organisms have little smaller micro organisms as pets?

They had garage beer at the liquor mall so I got a case. Tastes a little like coors a little like pbr

The kittens are a movin. They’re walking around now. They’ll be climbing up my legs in a few days.

The factory

This motherfucker didn’t kill Hitler or Bigfoot

I think the English should become more violent, targeted, and specialized.

No cats aren’t living longer because less people smoke cigs. Are you fucking stupid?

I think grey hair on a woman is hot. Line up ladies.

Why does Bluesky show me posts from people I’ve blocked?

Man I wish I was my room mate. He sleeps in like 15 minutes of laying down all hours of the day.

I form weapons against you

Me walking out of work after being asked to do 45 minutes of extra work.

Clayface made a metamorphosis reference

Eli but he’s deaf and he can recite every episode of the joe Rogan experience

Disenfranchise all your black and brown people or we’ll harass you

My biggest worry about Ukraine is they win(that’s a good thing) then the west abandons them and 15 years from then a group of Eastern Europeans lead by a Ukrainian flys a plane into a building or two.

This is actually a kind of trump bit. Like one of the ways trump is(well was) good at saying bullshit about nothing important but keeping his crowd in the seats. But for things everyone understands without it being about them dirty insert hated group.

I should stealth my new idea for babies that grow full heads of hair for donation purposes. Think of all the rich bald men that need donner folicals. I’ll be a billionaire.

The main character is get shorty was repeatedly referred to as a “Shylock.” It was the only time in my life I’d ever heard the term until the president said it.

There are a lot of people running for office you could record getting punched in the neck and their response to said punch would cause them to lose.

I’m having apostate for dinner

Shaking what my momma gave me and it’s a piece of paper with my name on it.

Chacha slide bpt tell me the price of an name change for people named Brayden

You still got that weird forehead?

No riff zones make me feel for the people that create them. The anxiety they must feel posting.

Since when does ai care about copyright?

Oh this is good

Asmongolf found dead of sepsis

Neighbors are having a party. 4 bikes and a moped parked everyone seems grumpy. Wonder if I should ask them for a cup of sugar.

Orville peck (of gay cowboy country fame) is vega in the street fighter movie. Interesting

Tommy has been found dead.

I have to work a special dinner service tonight. Not looking forward to anything but the extra servings that will be made and I will eat with my bare hands.

I’m a little teapot short and stout. Here’s is my handle I have gout

There’s something about an ice cold Budweiser and a cheap cigarette

If you spread a 6 month prison sentence out over several years the crime wouldn’t seem so bad to do would it?

Think I just washed dishes for a klan wedding. They had a very racist black country singer playing for them.