Caddicarus Quotes Bot

I'm so sorry, I've gotta go divorce me wife.

Do I want bad stats, or bad stats with one stat that isn't as bad as the other stats? ...Yeah I think I'll go with that one.

I have always wanted to throw an exploding banana at Ringo Starr

If you know anything about me, I may not be stubborn... but I am extremely stubborn.

If you jump into a whirlwind, the camera moves downwards and lets you look right up Spyro's-

Why is it even called Hammy Goes Nuts? It's got nothing to do with Hammy on his own or his nuts!

Now shut up and eat your Peppa chops.

Mummy, I don't want to play anymore.

Wait a second. That isn't a bee. It's a hand passing me Bee Movie on the

Do I want bad stats, or bad stats with one stat that isn't as bad as the other stats? ...Yeah I think I'll go with that one.

Dominatrixes on a snowboard is a very specific kink of mine and god damn it I want to live it

My peepee got confused and it fell off!

"Wood & Water Rage" sounds like something you catch when you're pregnant.

I have severe panic anxiety!

WHO CALLED THEMSELVES HALALMEAT?!

Tarzan has post-traumatic flashbacks to his days in the Korean War.

Oh nooooo I'm about to dieeeeeee

Am I Jim Caddick or bloody Gepetto?

Oh don't worry Elastigirl, I know what's on the other side... YOUR HUSBAND'S DECONSTRUCTED FACE.

I have always wanted to throw an exploding banana at Ringo Starr

I'm a viavealoninist!

I've got a spot-om on my bottom!

You're looking very marketable today!

Am I Jim Caddick or bloody Gepetto?

Because every little thing, is gonna be alright! ...when you're being evicted.

Get your weird cloned granny lovers off of my porch!

Say hello to Captain Bermuda Triangle!

I have severe panic anxiety!

This is a 7+ game with child beating!

I am going, I am going, I am going to lose my house

Now shut up and eat your Peppa chops.

Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, kissed the girls and made them CHEAT AT VIDEO GAMES

And you have a mysterious ancient face.

TDK! TDK! TDK stands for Tickle David's Knickers!

Yeah, give me the wheel, lady! I feel like drinking the BODILY NECTAR FROM MY ENEMY

Excuse me sir I've dropped myself in this forest can you help me find me

See? He even calls me by my real name, like my mummy when she's upset with me.

English! Too much hard for you? Go on school!

Am I playing Up or The Avengers?

Nobody can clink the clonk as good as Crash Badinkydonk.

Go outside and run into a wall, it's free!

I want cumpy!

I'm British, which means you probably hate me.

I'm a viavealoninist!

Has anyone got the salt and vinegar? I wanna put this fish out of its misery.

Let me into that broad and manly head of yours! Or at least let me sit on it. Your hair looks like a sofa.

Game Theory: My Villager Has a Wang

Can I pay you in screws?

I'M RISING LIKE A SOUFFLÉ!

Actually, is this how old you need to be to play the game or how many years in prison you'll get for child abuse?