Kite

People are letting their hatred of Larson overtake their critical thinking. It’s pretty funny.

Lots of post-Talladega schizoposting NASCAR is so back

Maybe John Smoltz put in effort for the World Series this time…

What does it mean when you dream that your ears fell off

Who wants to go to China and ride Chinese roller coasters

THIS PAST WEDNESDAY #Y2M Oval Masters: Colby Vaughan jumped out to an early lead in pursuit of his first win of the season, but Caeton Bomersbach used pit strategy and late yellows to to take the Hoosier Harvest 200. Vaughan used his fourth second place finish in a row to expand on his points lead.

I love The Avalanches.

NASCAR buried Phoenix Raceway six feet under. That place isn’t coming back from being awful.

Wait I think I’ve seen this before PMC 🤝 Homestead Another 1-2 for @caeton.bsky.social and @colby71.bsky.social in race 1 after a wet one in Miami. (😏) Race 2 coming at you shortly. @varcracing.com

Still think it should be illegal for commercials to be louder than the programming.

I think the Bathurst 1000 yesterday was the best race I’ve watched in many many years. It was a slow burn but man did it all come to a head at the end.

My jaw is on the floor

Matt Payne looking punchy. Figuratively and literally.

Hey why is Todd Bowles still the Buccaneers coach

Guy at the tire shop was like “looks like you’re having an unlucky day” and I went “huh?” like there wasn’t a nail in my tire.

Kite takes the win from Dover after qualifying 4th in the second of Four Crowns! 1. @caeton.bsky.social 2. @colby71.bsky.social (-0.827) 3. @burk.racing (-4.913)

Execution has been there recently. @varcracing.com

I’m am the danger

The B Team returned with a vengeance at home in Long Beach!! The World Series points chase has shifted greatly headed into Dover! Race 1 1. @caeton.bsky.social 2. @smoores02.bsky.social 3. Mason Fleischauer Race 2 1. @davidk66.bsky.social 2. @smoores02.bsky.social 3. Mason Fleischauer

Position heat map for @varcracing.com Race 7

@varcracing.com Rudskogen Kite gets it one for the first W of the season for the team! 37: P1 1: P6 95: P16 77: P22

Kite grabs the pole and the win in World Series Round 7 at Rudskogen! 1. @caeton.bsky.social 2. Mason Fleischauer (-11.760) 3. @mooncraft.racing (-23.119)

My hyperfixation food lately has been a Jersey Mike’s Turkey sandwich Mike’s Way with the pepper relish and banana peppers. I walk in the building and say “give me a sandwich so acidic that throwing it in the ocean would be an EPA violation” and they knock it out of the park every time.

We’re gonna move across the country with nothing but a dented up Ford Escape and a little bit of motion.

The entire VARC field last night:

Re: Carson Kvapil doing a burnout on the bricks. Indycar fans are the biggest dorks you know.

Todd Gilliland masterclass

I flew to Georgia to ride this thing last week. Top 10 roller coaster for me. Probably headed to the scrapyard if I had to guess.

Roller coaster number 300 for me yesterday. We’ll start working towards 400 on Thursday.

Riding roller coaster #300 today if all goes well.

The most difficult person you’ll ever meet is always directly in front of you in line at the drive through.

Stopped by the old family deli (that’s Kite in the black and white photograph).

Southwest Airlines speedrunning losing customers

I got home from California and immediately impulse bought every jar of Cascabella peppers that Meijer had on the shelf.

We may have had a few heaters on an open highway last night

We got trapped in the diggity dang tunnel

They shooting fireworks off the diggity dang Golden Gate tonight

Had a good time in the city yesterday.

Drinking a little Sapporo in San Francisco

I have a cross country flight today which means the roller coaster spreadsheet is getting an upgrade.

Sandwiches are one of the top 3 reasons to live.