Max

Max

@cajunmax.bsky.social

Cajun, Taurus, Transman, LSU football & baseball fan. Fishing is life. No, I don’t want to see your titties or buy your crypto. Any deadnaming or misgendering of my Trans siblings will be reported. FAFO. NO DMs, PORN, or RELIGIOSITY. No posts, no follow.

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I’m going to start referring to everyone in this administration as howler monkeys. They open their mouths and scream at everything they don’t understand, and nothing makes sense to them.

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It’s early, the news is gut-wrenching, and I have to bury my mom tomorrow. All I have to say is this: Fuck this administration and all its participants. I’ve never seen more hatred toward people who aren’t them. We just don’t have enough Luigi’s to go around.

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When I voted for him, I voted against them. And now I look around, And the pickings are slim. No eggs at the store, Gas prices have soared. I might lose my job, Am I such a knob? I got them mean old, dirty old, Fuck Around and Find Out blues. 1/2

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I swear they’re gonna bankrupt me and Knock me outta my shoes. This ain’t what I wanted, this ain’t what I choose, Can someone help me hide from those mean old, dirty old, Fuck Around and Find Out Blues? Thank yew. Thank yew very much.

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@cajunmax.bsky.social

We’ve gone from surgery to a cast. Only for a month but damn, this is a booger! I’ve got more metal in my foot than bone, so this ought to be interesting when I fly.

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Goddammit, Democrats! Quit standing around with your thumbs up your asses and do something. Anything. The country is falling the fuck apart and y’all are worried about image. Screw that. Fix shit now and fix your image later. Damn.

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Y’all may be reluctant to say it, but I’m not: Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Garland, and fuck anyone who cast a Republican vote or didn’t bother to get off their ass TO vote. Y’all are seeing them skullfuck the U.S. without even taking office. Wait until 1/20.

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@cajunmax.bsky.social

I don’t blame Justin Trudeau one bit for resigning. I wouldn’t want to put up with four more years of DJTs bullshit, either. (I know there are other issues, but this stands out.)

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Republicans called COVID the Wuhan virus. Since this new bird virus is emanating from someone in Louisiana, it would be a shame if we didn’t call it the WhoDat virus.

Max
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I was at Sam’s the other day, shopping for Christmas dinner. Saw an aisle full of Reese’s chocolate eggs and other assorted Easter candy. We’ve completely skipped over Valentine’s Day and slid right into Bunny Sunday.

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