Caldella

Chapter 6 of my pirate fic went up thus weekend for anyone keeping up with it. I will most likely be off BlueSky until I get a chance to watch the next S3 eps but enjoy! archiveofourown.org/works/804821...

Am I too late for Dirty Bird? ;) - - #helluvaboss #stolas #stolashelluvaboss

Honestly I realized that, while normal litigation can take months or years and suck the finances out if a company, Stolas' route wa unorthodox but got it solved in one day. He really knew what he was doing lowkey.

#helluvaboss #HBS3 #HBS3spoilers I think I just figured out something important about Stolas and why he's Like That. The reason Stolas keeps hurting Blitz and Via is not that he can't admit he made a mistake, he can and frequently does! The problem is the NEXT step.

Ricardo my beloved <3 #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossRicardo

OK BUT WHAT IF STOLAS ISN'T BAREFOOT HE'S JUST WEARING THE BIRD VERSION OF THOSE SHOES THAT HAVE THE TOES

I had to. #Blitzø #Vassago #HelluvaBoss‌

Therefore Stolas learns "I do something wrong = I get hurt" not "I do something wrong = I fix it or make amends however I can and I change my behavior/choices". But you can't hate or punish yourself into being a better person.

During his marriage, Stella didn't want Stolas to be better, she wanted an excuse to belittle and berate him and throw his beloved plants at him. It would end when she hurt him as much as she wanted to, not when Stolas fixed whatever made her mad.

Same energy

I did it. NEW PRINT. Available only at Rhode Island Comic Con, Twin Cities Con, and on Streamily until my live signing on Dec 8. You're welcome, and I'm sorry. #AlaShoes #ThisIsAmirica😙

🦎🦉 "Okay. You ready?"

#HelluvaBoss APOLOGY TOUR (S2E9) Frame: 1541/31561

Blitzø hires Wally and then asks if he has any of that KYS merch still around bc he wants to wear one and Wally is like. oh. right. those were kinda. hmm

DADDY I mean DADDY I mean DADDY sorry DADDY oh fuck it DADDY

#HelluvaBoss Spring Broken (S1E3) Frame: 11956/25092

the one way this show could legit devastate me before going into break is if striker comes back & DOESN'T threaten or mention stolas in front of blitz even briefly. i am BEGGING you, one little mention of "how's the owl doing" or "maybe i'll pay him a visit after i'm done with you" would SUSTAIN me

The fact that Andrealphus would merely call it a dildo and not warn anyone that it vibrates with the beastly power of a chainsaw is hilarious.

Prompt 25: Fracture "wuh.. what am I even looking at??"

If I had a nickel for every time it happens, I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. #hazbinhotel #helluvaboss #stolitz #radioapple

Crack theory that won't happen: One of the Season 4 songs has the innocuous name Horses. We get no other context. Theories fly. Turns out that this is the song Blitz prepped for Stolas with Moxxie's help. He fumbles nervously, abandons his lyrics halfway, and says he loves Stolas more than horses.

Had to zoom in, please tell me Blitzø has these shoes

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: Blitzø suffers a catastrophic meltdown at the birthday party of an unrequited crush(?) who views him more like a big brother and of whom he is also quietly envious of.

One of the big things this makes me realize is that Moxxie and Fizz are absolutely as similar as they are on purpose. Blitz is a creature of habit. He found somebody who reminded him of his lost childhood friend and immediately felt the need to take him in.

I love this scene ☺️ #stolitz #helluvaboss #blitz #stolas

"what's it gonna take to make you love me?" · · ─ ·✶· ─ · · #helluvaboss #helluvabossfanart #blitz #blitzfanart

Day 18: Mastermind 🔮 #IMPtober #HelluvaBoss‌ #HelluvaBossFanart #Stolas #Blitzø #Stolitz

Stolas deleting the app isn't about Vassago, or Blitzø. It's about him realizing he doesn't deserve to be punished for his decisions, and taking control of his future and owning his actions. He's deleting his "need" to feel punishment for his choices, and is facing them head-on instead. #HelluvaBoss

I just want Stolitz to fuck. I want them to fuck so bad I don’t even care if it’s them getting together or loving or tender or angry or kinky or WHAT EVER I just want them to fuck. They deserve it, I deserve it, we all deserve it just.. Let. them. fuck. Please. #Stolitz

Collecting Stolas's squished cheekies because he's adorable #HelluvaBoss

This sequence hits so different after Dirty Bird knowing just how much self loathing and guilt is rattling around in that bird skull. Trying to imagine being ravished by Blitzø and “with all of the bridges I’ve burned I’ve earned no love” in his head, no wonder this fantasy derailed into a nightmare

I love that both of them wear cute sweaters with slutty little shorts 🤤

wait- Does Vassago live in GLUTTONY???

#HelluvaBoss The Harvest Moon Festival (S1E5) Frame: 1696/25997

“The 7 sins should have designs that reflect their sin” you want Ozzie, Bee, and Mammon to trade places with each other. You want the sin of lust to be a scantily-clad woman and not a jack-o-lantern faced chicken. You want the sin of gluttony to be fat instead of a sparkledog. Say what you mean.

So late to post this, buuuut here are the stickers for October's sticker club! If you'd like to sign up, 🔗👇 It's $6 a month (worldwide!) for two stickers, or $12 for the stickers and a little drawing :)

I always got the vibes that Verosika would like Wally BECAUSE she can be a normal person with him. Her pop star persona is as much a defensive shield as a public identity.

I think we’re all focusing too much on the portrait and not enough on the Moxxie balloon #HBspoilers