Collin Stubblefield

Collin Stubblefield

@caliphas.bsky.social

Beekeeper at stubbsbees.com, husband, cat dad, middle-aged motorcyclist and pedestrian anime fan who peaked back in 2014-15. 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇯🇵🇺🇦🇲🇽🇨🇦🇵🇸 Oh and BTW, you 🫵 are awesome

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Made a late season split. October is when the wind can get crazy in Central Texas, and I wanted to reduce some of the skyscraper hives out here. Got a Beeweaver queen for this one.

I referred to an adult in their 30’s as “that kid” the other day. Like, @ that kid’s gonna go far in life.” Definitely evidence of becoming an old fart! I used to ask people to call me Uncle Collin, but I have officially graduated to Grand Pappy status.

I got my Master Beekeeper certification through Cornell a few weeks ago. Gonna toot my horn about it. Also got a job at Lockhart Honey Co. Working insane hours and then taking care of my own customers outside of it. It’s been rough, but I am broke and need the money, people.

I guess the least intrusive way to verify my age was with my credit card on here. Save the children right, Adam Hoffman? I am making mead for the first time. I got an aggressive yeast on accident because I have no idea what I am doing. Supposedly it will hit 18% ABV, which may be pretty harsh.

I did a bee removal for a guy in a band I have listened to since I was a kid. Totally honored to have met the guitar player and one of the original founders of Vile. He hooked me up with a signed album with one of my favorite drummers, Mike Hamilton. What a small world it is, and a crazy coincidence

Made a big fat batch of snus. 200 grams should get me through the bee season. Check out the phat prilla I pulled from that bag! I used licorice powder for a small amount and it’s effing great.

One day it’s windy, the next it’s raining. Today it’s the wind, but I am having to push through. There’s never a good day for these types of hive manipulations. Our queen rearing requires being here 4 consecutive days, no deviation, period.

I want to know who the asshole is who started the whole “were a constitutional republic not a democracy” bullshit. We STILL have morons trying to use this with 100% confidence. Is it from Facebook or a podcast or what? They don’t even bother to look up the definition of a republic. Pisses me off!

See y’all there in Austin, 3/28

50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑@50501movement.bsky.social

NO KINGS March 28!! ❌👑 This will be the largest non-violent protest in American history. Spread the word online and IRL, it’s up to all of us. FIND a No Kings protest: bit.ly/nokings328 ***Events are still being registered. Please check back next week if you don’t see one near you yet.***

Can’t figure out the problem with my van Barry, so she’s on hiatus. I’m officially that douchy beekeeper who drives a Prius. Her name is Heidi. A 2008 with low miles, almost old enough to drink. I just hit 30,000 miles on her. I hope she lasts a while. I now know she holds at least 12 honey supers

Mixing up some nutrition for the bees today. Global pollen with Apis Biologix, and some 1:1 syrup since it’s in the 70’s every day this next week. Found these totes for $20 at Home Depot and they perfectly fit 10 25lb bags of sugar, so I’m stoked about it. Happy bee’ing! #beekeeping

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Nobody in America is safe. If Trump’s secret police force will execute a government employed VA nurse on camera for us all to see and then lie about it, then they won’t hesitate to kill you next and lie about you. This is fascism. They are Nazis.

As a beekeeper who relies on bees to make ends meet, it can be tough for me to bring up politics. My field is mostly dominated by “good ole boys” who have a different worldview than me. I used to be able to get along just fine with these folks. I am from South Texas. This is all very hard for me.

What is going on right now in my country that I am very proud of is unprecedented. I’ve always considered myself a patriot. Can’t believe this. I do attend peaceful protests. I do donate to those I believe will help and I vote for the same. I feel lost. Can’t believe the insanity.

I am afraid aka a chickenshit bastard. Just one look at me, it’s pretty clear that I am a “libtard” and we are moving towards McCarthyism. I can’t take the risk of not being here for my wife and our family. I don’t know what to do.