The Callie is Coming from Inside the House

1 Jan

Replying to @calliedot.bsky.social

We’re all going to die and everything is meaningless and I just think that’s neat

People making a big deal out of Anthropic saying they could destroy the world on accident, acting like you never heard of when Oppenheimer took the Manhattan Project public and saved the American economy smh

Wait- I’m hearing this didn’t happen? They didn’t monetize the bomb?! You’re saying the scientists largely came to regret what they did?!? Well, that’s just not very capitalism, is it?

Missed my shot last night so this morning’s routine was wake up make up shoot up

I have overwhelmed myself with ladies for collating and am at a loss as to what to do with them

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Collaging, gosh darn it autocorept

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Report: Transgender issues near the bottom of concerns for voters Democrats: Hold my beer while I call trans kids biological men

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Coworker: Watch any movies this weekend? Me: Yeah, Basket Case 2 and the drag queen vampire comedy Slay Coworker: Oh

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Basket case 2 didn’t feel like a completed movie, but Slay was a lot of fun and very sweet. It’s a family film, if your family is okay with your standard drag queen innuendo

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We found Slay while watching the Tubi original Pumpkinhead movies, which were a big hit with the kids. Slay is by the same director, which explains why the characters were watching it in Pumpkinhead! Also,her eminence Cassandra Peterson is in Pumpkin head 2 and goddamn I hope I look that good at 75

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Report: Transgender issues near the bottom of concerns for voters Democrats: Hold my beer while I call trans kids biological men

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It’s like Charlie Brown missing the football on purpose because Lucy didn’t move it for once

I have overwhelmed myself with ladies for collating and am at a loss as to what to do with them

And yes, I tried to find ones that would make good couples but I couldn’t and booooo

I think it would be really fun to have a low budget Price is Right as a bar event with prizes like old VCRs and thrifted clothes, and grocery items from the discount corner of the store or just the most random Grocery Outlet items

The Callie is Coming from Inside the House@calliedot.bsky.social

Damn, even the Price is Right prizes are getting dire. They just had a showcase to win a house and a car prize package and it was just a 2006 Honda Civic and a sleeping bag

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Damn, even the Price is Right prizes are getting dire. They just had a showcase to win a house and a car prize package and it was just a 2006 Honda Civic and a sleeping bag

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What stage of capitalism is the “major news outlet tells you how many months you can miss your mortgage before eviction” bit?

“AI efficiency layoffs” sounds like code for “we spent too much on AI and can’t afford humans anymore”

Make sure to check your kids candy this year because it might be full of memes about checking your kids candy because something ridiculous like memes about checking your kids candy might be in there

The first thing to pay is your Prime subscription, per the WaPo

What stage of capitalism is the “major news outlet tells you how many months you can miss your mortgage before eviction” bit?

mashable.comiPhone Duo displays are reportedly cracking along the hinge on launch daySome unlucky new Phone Duo owners are having a very bad day.

Your supposed to crack them in two and share the second iPhone with a friend, KitKat style

Erin Fogg says Free Link@criminalerin.bsky.social

Two THOUSAND dollars

Oh god in heaven , YOU’RE

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They need to invent a Wilhelm Scream for GIRLS

They need to invent a Wilhelm Scream for GIRLS

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cnn.comHow to respond to the ‘Gen Z stare’ without looking like a total boomer | CNNThe blank expression may seem off-putting, but experts say it’s a defense mechanism against bad behavior.

Do they not know that the critically acclaimed Paddington films are foundational for this generation? www.cnn.com/2026/10/24/h...

washingtonsun.comWhite House Is Weighing Mass Pardons for Junior StaffConservative groups influential with the Trump administration have pressed for the preemptive acts of clemency.

White House to install new “take a number” style pardon dispenser by Oval Office exit door

Holly Brewer@earlymodjustice.bsky.social

“Several conservative organizations …— including the Heritage Foundation and American Moment — have pressed White House counsel to either prepare pardons or put in place funding for the legal fees necessary to defend junior staffers from criminal and congressional probes or potential lawsuits.”

cnn.comHow to respond to the ‘Gen Z stare’ without looking like a total boomer | CNNThe blank expression may seem off-putting, but experts say it’s a defense mechanism against bad behavior.

Do they not know that the critically acclaimed Paddington films are foundational for this generation? www.cnn.com/2026/10/24/h...

Liberal PMS is like, “Enjoy the cramps!”

Less talk about biological males, more talk about casual males

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Impoaster syndrome is when a Big Account that follows less than 500 people follows you and you think you’re not worthy

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Replying to @calliedot.bsky.social

Geopolitics is just the Aristocrats now

There are 20 world-ending shoes waiting to drop and it’s like having a sneeze that won’t come, but you know when it does you’re either gonna shit your pants or pee yourself or blood will fly out of your nose, but it’s probably going to be all of those things and there’s nothing you can do

Geopolitics is just the Aristocrats now

Free Conservative Drag King Name: Lube Dobbs

Give me four versions of you

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This is also my transition timeline, but I haven’t reached the fourth and most terrible stage. Yet.

Blast! My elitist, sinister trans plan foiled yet again, this time by a meddling billionaire child’s author intent on befuddling my quest to make art, read, garden, keep my house in order, cook, raise happy kids, and be a goofy lil weirdo. Next time, Joanne! NEXT TIIIIIIIIME!!!

Impoaster syndrome is when a Big Account that follows less than 500 people follows you and you think you’re not worthy

I still dunno how I got to nearly 8K on Twitter (this is my stupidest humblebrag) but I never let impostor syndrome stop me from making dumb jokes and half baked observations. Maybe that’s it.

Impoaster syndrome is when a Big Account that follows less than 500 people follows you and you think you’re not worthy

I felt this way when Stacy Cay followed me on Twitter, but in the opposite direction.

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Every article about the el Sayed-Rogers debate calls it “contentious” even though el Sayed is like “we need to take care of our citizens” and Rogers is like, “DO YOU DENOUNCE OSAMA BIN LADEN AND ALL HIS WORKS WHERE WERE YOU ON 9/11 WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO DO WITH THE BEHEADING OF DANIEL PEARL?!”

FORGOTTEN HISTORY: Did you know Deedee Ramone released a hip hop album under the name Deedee King and yes it’s as good as you imagine. He sings about drinking too much Irish cream, how he’s the king of hip hop, and there’s a whole song about how he’s half German. Amazing.

“Bet you didn’t know I was half German” is an actual lyric. I listened to like half the album and now Apple keeps bringing it up in shuffle, presumably because I’m the first person to listen to that much of it.

For the 100th time I have had to teach someone about the banality of evil while in break

The Callie is Coming from Inside the House@calliedot.bsky.social

Oh right, it always comes back to the banality of evil and intelligent stupidity

And I had to explain “Harry Potter and the tenets of rationalism” to them and part of me died when I said those words aloud

I regret to inform you that you already seem to have failed, Defense Department

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Dad’s deal with the devil fell through cuz his first born “son” was a trans woman and you bet your ass that Satan respects trans identity