Call Me Mimi

With honor to all those who died that day that the Allies might succeed

KIMMEL: “It’s time to make yourself great again, with REZYNE… Ask your conscience if REZYNE is right for you.” Amazing stuff

"Except for the monstrosity that is Maxwell, we are protectors"

Board of Peace - Season 1

He showed up yesterday, and even brought the missus with him. Early spring was the first I ever spotted a Yellow Bellied Sapsucker. So happy he showed up again. If you look close, you can see the hole he made throught the bark.

@mariammarksart delivers next-level creativity w/ her stunning split-face looks. She transforms one half of her face into a well-known movie character or celebrity while turning the other half into someone different, then seamlessly lip-syncs iconic quotes or songs as she shifts b/n two identities

I’m good with my taxes subsidizing social welfare for people who can’t afford food. I’m enraged with my taxes subsidizing corporate welfare to businesses that won’t pay a living wage.

Thinking of this tonight. Worth watching to the end.

I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but MAGA Mike is getting a lot of grey hair.

The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces. This is truly terrifying.

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Bove is going to be the new Clarence Thomas, but worse (until he gets elevated): A petulant, vindictive asshole who is going to use the bench to make up for his moral emptiness and deep sense of inadequacy

Got damn

“No collusion” “I won the election” “She wasn’t my type” “I never slept with her” “It was a perfect phone call” “We didn’t commit any fraud” “I never paid her any hush money” “There are no classified records here” “There is no Epstein client list”

A politician’s job is to make the political case to voters. And few do it better than Rep. McGovern.

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We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.

STORY TIME: ICE rolled up. The city of Bell, California said, “Not today!”

Trump has waaay more convictions than the majority of the people he is deporting

We’re #1!!!

We are facing a serious threat to democracy, law, and liberty. The abuse of prosecutorial power to intimidate, investigate, and detain political opponents is upon us. It is a constitutional crisis. I will keep speaking out until public outrage overflows. I just hope it’s not too little, too late.

The idea that we can "easily" overthrow the regime in Iran is a fantasy of people that have never served. Afghanistan is back in the hands of the Taliban after 20 years of slaughter. Iraq still isn't peaceful. Libya is a war zone that's been in civil war since we dropped bombs. History is screaming!

Now more than ever

I’m no lawyer, but if a president doesn’t support the Constitution, then maybe he should just run for mayor instead. We’ve got a country to run, not a guessing game about the rules. If a president’s not sure if he’s supposed to support it, maybe it’s time we put the ‘fine print’ in big bold letters.

What Roy Cohn taught Donald Trump straight from his playbook: “The first rule is attack, attack, attack. Rule two, admit nothing, deny everything… Rule three: no matter what happens, you claim victory and never admit defeat. You have to be willing to do anything to anyone to win.”

Friendly reminder. In the United States, criminals are entitled to due process. Even if you pay hush money rig an election, steal top secret documents, or incite a mob to overthrow the government; no matter how egregious your crimes, you’re entitled to due process.

He just testified all morning about the reasons why the tariff policy was going to make America great. Then he checked his phone and realized everything he just said was canceled on Truth Social.

Incredible stuff www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

here’s a curse word free version of “look it up” as requested by countless teachers and librarians 🥰😘

One of the best Downfall takeoffs I’ve ever seen. The subtitles are simply brilliant.

You see they're bringing MERIT back to government. www.defensenews.com/pentagon/202...

TRUMP TARIFF CHESS Feb 1: announces tariffs on 🇨🇦🇲🇽 Feb 3: pauses tariffs on 🇨🇦🇲🇽 Feb 27: announces tariffs on 🇨🇦🇲🇽 Mar 4: imposes tariffs on 🇨🇦🇲🇽 Mar 5: delays 🇨🇦🇲🇽 car tariffs Mar 6: pauses tariffs on USMCA-compliant 🇨🇦🇲🇽 goods Mar 7: threatens tariffs on 🇨🇦 dairy (250%) and lumber

Everything got so stupid so quickly.

WATCH: Hegseth accidentally admits they fired all the military attorneys so they won’t be “roadblocks to anything” — then tries to clean it up and quickly move on

Get. Him. Out. Of. Our. Government.

If you’re cheering for a South African sociopath to fuck over US military veterans then you should probably stop with that America first bullshit.