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Where do these killers in "Scream" get their ninja lessons?

Ask not for whom the Jeeper creeps - it creeps for thee!

Who is Jeeper and why is this creature creepin on them?

RIP Elliott Smith you would have loved Biddy Blas.

Hey wait a second- Where's echoverse Gisa??

Is there a horror movie where an "Elle Woods"-esque character is the killer? If not we need one.

"a people's history of the United States" has some real interesting things to say about Columbus. And by "interesting" I mean "nightmarish".

Magic the Gathering Universes Beyond: Gorillaz

If I make a deck called "puppy mill" should it be a deck that churns out dog tokens or some awful combo of mill and dog kindred?

What is the best way to play commander online?

When is Robert Eggers going to make a Bunnicula movie?

Iced Coffee at an interview: childish, weak. Might as well be drinking a milkshake with a crazy straw. Hot coffee at an interview: smart, sexy. Can be thrown at the interviewer's face to scald them.

Like a two or a three I'm just awful.

So are we going to see the original Amonkhet gods that bolas killed and turned into his bug gods?

I'm kind of amazed that they haven't tried a reboot of "Murder She Wrote".

Why is this just my name 38 times?

I was never good at geography and don't live near it, so the news lately has shown me there is, in fact, a lake called Ontario.

Waiting for a certain other 80 year old to die will make you shiver with antici...

I think it's time we got some universes beyond: space ghost coast to coast. Why can't I have Brak be my commander?

So, universes beyond: golden compass or universes beyond: wheel of time?

Marvel should really make the Punisher gay.

More like "Dead" Turner.

It's Andy fucking Kaufman.

Dear WotC, We have pizza cards now. We have bagel cards. Can we get an enchilada card? Best wishes, Candlecrow

It's probably because I'm stoned and looking at a box of it but WotC should really make a Count Chocula card.

I will always think of Rob Reiner as Jess's Dad.

The "magic transformation" is being exposed to a different culture and it's peoples, ya dingus.

How many thanksgiving have to go by before the big wigs up at WotC print us a legendary turkey card? Hell, it can be typed as "bird", just make them a turkey! All our birds seem to be eagles and owls with a few cranes thrown in.

This is the lamest necromancy I've ever seen.

Well I can't say I'm really excited for the TMNT set, but I am VERY excited to brew a Bebop and Rocksteady deck. The best idiots ever.

Absolute flavor fail that J. Jonah Jameson can't tutor up this card.

Yeah and a lot of people are saying you should walk into traffic.

Dudes looking like Joe Biden out here.

Biblical angel: "Be not afraid. Except for you Donny, you're the bottom of the totem pole. Be very afraid."

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