Cantankerous1

Testing, testing….

Today is September 15, 2026. Christmas merch is on display at the Dollar Store.

I wouldn't hire Aaron Rodgers as a plumber. He has no knowledge, skills, or ability in that area. Likewise, I wouldn't consult him on any matter of morals, ethics, or intelligence for the same reasons. ** Willing to interview teams I can support for the 25-26 season. 1-year contract.

I miss capitalization and punctuation.

Is there a dress code for tonight’s festivities? I’m just not sure what pairs well with “Kaboom.” 🤔

I say we lure Stephen Miller out to the backwoods with a couple bottles of Nutrafol and leave him there.

It would be a shame of this photo somehow got circulated.

If you did manage to turn the Titanic around, wouldn't it still be the Titanic? 🤔

Fun Fact: Greg Bovino is 2 inches shorter than Napoleon Bonaparte.

You can't have a donut because I'm on a diet. 🙄

I'm not sure where you live, but I scored a 16-lb whole national brand frozen turkey for under $6. Local grocery has them for $18 off if you buy $50 of groceries, as low as 28¢/lb. Also spent $15 on a prime 5-lb frozen turkey breast and thought I was splurging.

If you miss me, I’m out looking for a reason to give a crap any more.

Nice scenario, but it would leave Pee Wee Goebbles still in control.

Sooner or later, this will come to bite them in the butt. When they or *their* child gets cancer, oh, well......

Mikey can't see Trump's head from his current position. Not the big one, anyway.

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@lavenia.dems.social‬ Check in when you can. -Spots

The world is falling apart and the local news is reporting on a 45-year old flood and a guy who creates cereals for celebrities. <facepalm>

Any chance that's his EKG and not his signature? 🤞

Great day for the "I Got Mine, Fuck You" crowd.

Anyone have a clue if/how Section 8 housing will be affected by this travesty?

For those cheering the no-tax-on-tips: Remember that your Social Security will be calculated on your earned income. This will come back to bite you in the ass.

Happy Obama Appreciation Day!!! 📷cr: Pete Souza

@pmskinner.bsky.social www.cnn.com/2025/05/23/s...

Let's play a game. We can send ICE to pick up Stephen Miller and bet on how long it takes him to scream "habeas corpus." I'll put $20 on < 5 minutes.

Sooooo.... Anybody price out those Chinese MAGA hats lately?

And not a single one of those millions and millions of screwers will be able to purchase an iPhone.

Signalgate Cocktail: Pour 2 fingers of whiskey into a highball glass. Pour in another 2 fingers of whiskey. Stir lightly. Pour in another finger of whiskey. Stir. Drink what's left in the bottle.

I'm in the US but I went out and bought Canadian maple syrup today. So there, Donald!

@bcdreyer.social We need a lesson on rein/reign stat. You can toss rain in there for good measure.

Next thing to break: Unemployment.

Soooo….. What’s going to happen when all the people that get fired by Elon go to apply for unemployment?

Has anyone tried turning off the power to the Treasury building?

I don't approve of what Luigi did, but I sure am seeing his point of view.

Bah, humbug!

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The ones with red hair don't have their red noses. Did they forget it was class picture day?

Ah, the day after Thanksgiving. When men in orange arrive at deer camp with a few cases of beer, plans for a bonfire, and an unrestrained urge to practice-shoot guns at trees in case they see a deer tomorrow. Lovely.

If you are a gov worker, at any level or position, lock down your personal accounts. Musk has now doxxed 2 federal workers subjecting them to massive online attacks & threats. Protect yourselves. Protect your loved ones.

Time to take out a second mortgage and have an egg for breakfast.

Sooooooooo…… Connecticut gets 3 senators and Pennsylvania gets 1. Doesn’t seem right, but here we are.

Dr Oz for the head of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services? I'm fucked.

Elon is the kind of guy who will throw hundreds of thousands of federal workers off their jobs and then close the unemployment office.