Cantard

Cantard

@cantard.bsky.social

Accountant, 3.5 wizard, lover of giant fighting robots. Wanted to run for office, but things didn't work out.

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Time to call a spade a spade. With life's ups and downs, my momentum was killed, my time vanished, and I just don't have the juice to door knock anymore. Going to send thank you notes for those that took the time to talk to me and sign my petition.

My first five RPGs played: 1. D&D (3.0) 2. GURPS 3. Vampire the Requiem 4. Dark Hersey 5. Call of Cthulhu

The Questionable Authority@questauthority.bsky.social

My first 5 RPGs played: 1. D&D 2. MERP 3. AD&D (2d edn) 4. Cyberpunk 2020 5. Vampire (1st edn)

Watch DS9 for the first time in years and they just introduced Garek and he is so sus it's hilarious. Bashier is like...either I'm being approached by a spy or I'm being hit on and it's WILD.

Kids forced me to get Paramount + so they could watch Magic School bus and now I'm watching DS9 while I work. Jesus Christ, it seems like every ad is some scam to bilk old people. Call this number for money, call this number for money, call this number for money.

Trying to put the transgender mailer in other words: Imagine a white guy in black face that jumps out and goes BOOGABOOGABOO! at a another white person so they'll vote against black people.

You say: That was just some asshole in black face! The other white person responds: But you didn't denounce black people going BOOGABOOGABOO! Odd that! or What a brilliant play by the candidate to rile up the white vote!

Benny Johnson: Name one white third world country. Me: Russia. Benny's Comments: 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 Me:

Ah yes the, "twitter posts are not official government communications" defense. The FBI and DOJ know it well from Trump 1.

Molly Roberts@mollyroberts.bsky.social

KG: I'm not aware of what the president's plan for the golf course is. AL: You're saying not aware of what president has been saying? KG: No, aware of what's on social media etc., but professionally haven't been briefed.

Facebook: We now have a flag for AI content! Me: Great! [blocks anyone with it] Facebook: You now have to directly click on someone's profile and visit it to block them, and can now only indicate you aren't interested at the post level.

Frothing at the Tillis interview and his "January 6th worked itself out" remark, Unlike in 2021, Trump is now insulated from any criminal charge that stims from the exercise of his constitutional powers. To wit, placing armed agents at polling places is illegal. Trump ordering agents is his power

Spirit Halloween: Complete a survey on your shopping experience for possibly a $100 gift! Me: Fine. I want them to improve something I didn't like in the shipping section. Spirit: Thanks! Here are subscriptions to random magazines worth $100! Me: I will not shop with you for an entire year.

Disney: Watch these movies to understand what is going on in Doomsday. Me: Deadpool and Wolverine is marked. Which can only mean...

Watched the last showing of the 40th Anniversary Transformers release at my theater, and two things: 1) Spike yelling "HOLY SHIT!", the only curse in the movie, when Unicron attacks, killed all ten people in the theater. We were dead. 2) Fighting the junkatrons to "Dare to be Stupid" was too much.🤦

In four months subpoena KPMG for the transactional records they are reviewing. Subpoena Citibank for all bank account records related to the oil sales.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

CASTEN: Trump said 'we're taking in billions and billions from Venezuela.' Who is the 'we'? That suggests flows to US persons BESSENT: Again, this is one of the largest assets ever to go on the US balance sheets CASTEN: You can't testify whether or not they're flowing to US persons? BESSENT: No

Say what you will about Massie, but he's what the founders wanted in a Congressman, someone who jealousy guards his power and authority. 45 days or so before the midterm elections. Be interesting to see if they have a vote before then.

I'm seriously questioning why this video is being shared.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social

'Elephant Graveyard' clip: Rogan seems into his buddy Peter Thiel harvesting younger people's blood to stay young😳 + helps cover for tech oligarch-Epstein links (Thiel/Andreesen/Musk/Trump) The Reason? Joe's a made man in a Bildeberg Group/Epstein class he pretended to oppose

Eye balling the UK potentially fragmenting like I'm playing Crusader Kings III and suddenly notice Scotland and Wales have succeeded in their wars for independence and it's time to dive in and secure new holdings.

Got to watch the 40th anniversary of Akira at the theater and, while violent, the animation quality is outstanding. While some dislike having to check the bottom of the screen to learn what is being said, I actually learned more about the plot then when I watched it in English.

The Family Research Council put out a post that we shouldn't forget who attacked us and why, and completely failed to mention Al-Qaeda or the geopolitical context of the late 90s. So...not apparently all that concerned about who and why.

Sent a text my movie buddy to see if they wanted to see the 4K rerelease of Akira and she, who goes to anime convention in full self made costumes, didn't know what it was. I am shocked.

Got to watch The Thing for the first time and it was a pretty fun ride! The practical effects and story were very engaging as was the mounting tension. There were some...plot issues...like having it build a space ship.

Me: What movie do you want to watch? 7YO: IF. Me: ...IF? 7YO: IF. Me: IT? With the evil clown? You sure about that? 7YO: No. The one with the dog with a dozen tongues! Me: THE THING? Kid, I haven't even seen that one. 7YO: I WANT TO WATCH THAT ONE. Me: [Shows trailer] 7YO: Transformers?

Watched Coyote vs Acme yesterday and found it to be a fun nostalgia trip of WB cartoons. Though I would like to remind the writers that the US Senate has absolutely no role in judicial proceedings, is not a court, and does not operate like at court.

Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head. #FilmSky -de dow, de dow, dow de dow...

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Been away from X-Men '97 for a bit and played a bit of catch up. I have to say, the first person view of Kurt boffing around and sequentially bitch slapping everyone in first person was a treat. He must be incredibly annoying to fight.

Litigation is weird. Ex: My lawyer is being ghosted by your lawyer. Me: Yo lawyer, reach out and get this done. My Lawyer: [form reply of no substance] Me: Yo Ex's lawyer, is my lawyer talking to you guys now? Ex's Lawyer: You have a lawyer, so we can't talk to you. 1/

Saw the new Spider-Man movie and it was fun, sentimental, action packed, and melancholic. Avoid spoilers like the plague. Very interested in how it develops the MCU. Tom Holland needed a shirtless scene in The Odyssey so people could remark on how Spider Jacked he is.

New 14th amendment violation dropped. You are apparently not subject to the jurisdiction if you: 1-were the rape baby of an ISIS member. 2-had a parent working as an embassy contractor. 3-we born by a surrogate. And more!

whitehouse.govContinuing to Protect the Meaning and Value of American CitizenshipBy the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.  Every child deserves a safe and nurturing home where they...

Watching the Fauci hearing and feeling my blood heating up as people that lied repeatedly for Trump for the 2020 election and lied about the COVID-19 virus question Fauci.

That moment when you're sweating your bank balances and notice the plumber whose contact you canceled didn't refund the $1,500 deposit for work not performed.

Accidently watched a first amendment "auditor" facebook page and now the algo is flooding me with them. After seeing videos of real victims being beaten by cops I'm amazed by these people acting in ways towards cops that I can only describe as "begging to be arrested".

It's interesting to look up McConnell's life and see that he was there when Dr. King gave his "I have a dream" speech. Real living history. Then you read about his zero sum politics and how he denounced Trump and refused to take any personal responsibility for doing anything about it.

Me: I need a guy to install a water heater. Plumber 1: I can do it for 12K. Me: 🤮 Plumber 2: I can do it for 2.2K. Me: Excellent! [checks city website] Will you be pulling the permit and setting up the code compliance inspection? Plumber 2: I can't since I'm not a licensed plumber. Me: ☹️

I just hate everytime Ted Cruz shows up. He's just...so...much...of a hypocritical lying son of bitch.. And now they have John Yoo...THE TORTURE MEMO GUY.

Grandmother: I bought the boys the Dark Saber from the Mandalorian. 7YO: I bought DARK VADER'S LIGHT SABER! RAAA Me: eh...toy swords...great. [looks at the store shelf, falls into the eddies to time, grips the handle and holds it forth] BY THE POWER OF GREY SKULL... I HAVE...THE POWER!!!

Son got sick, so I got to stay home taking care of him. Naturally, I spent that time cleaning the house and not playing the new Satisfactory 1.2 update and feeling the heady rush of optimizing performance.