someone stole my pretzels

"average person pulls 3 off banners a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person pulls 0 off banners per year. Off Banner Canter, who lives in cave & pulls over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn [sic] should not have been counted

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dont insult me

We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'

i love shocking people with the fact that i am almost 30 got another one (coworker) yesterday who thought i was 22 lol they’re kinda close still but like, very different eras of life imo, especially for me thinking back to how i was when i WAS 22 hhh

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realized recently i never saw new command and conquer games because of mr electronic arts and that wrecks me because that was like the one pc game franchise i played when i was a kid

obsessed with all the reels and tiktoks of everyone doing kaisa’s bit of vogueing from firestarter

this is going to make sense to no one who doesnt play the finals but ending the night with our team all on the podium and scotty saying my name twice was a great lg

hmmmmm haven’t been to the hospital since my mom died hmmmm (i’m just getting my blood drawn for labs)

saw so many sick outfits at work just these past few days because it got colder so everyone's wearing cute sweaters and hoodies

trying a random instagram recipe i found and gonna save it for lunch and it’s already overly salty from what i tasted send help maybe ill cut the soy sauce by half next time 🤔

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

so thankful for my paranoid body always waking me up an hour before my alarm because my phone died overnight but i still woke up in time teehee

Big Walk fan art I drew way back in 2022, after finishing (what existed of) the game with my friends 🐜

#bigwalk with my big friends

An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox

i cant believe i got mugged in a pve lobby in arc raiders

yippeeeeeeeeee

anyways i like, am feeling the sparks of creativity popping up on occasion, like im starting to think about my ocs in general again which is kinda nice, i missed that

personally i feel like asking for someone’s discord is less personal than asking for their actual phone number idk what do you all think :/

ffffuck i didn’t manifest hard enough 😔 i gotta get a haircut now and sacrifice my hair ugh

my hair is at the perfect length, so that means it’s time to cut it right

woke up and my thighs are sore as hell i swear i didn’t even do that much i was just kneeling a lot yesterday 😭

i just want this store to open so i can work Normal Hours and have a job that is paying me aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA

:^)

guess who just locked themself out of their car and house (:

i don’t think my favorite lemon wine exists anymore ;-;

Halloween in Hanbok 02

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