Cosmic Canuck Corps

Let's have fun, eh? Marjorie Taylor Greene likes to yell a lot. And since there aren't any alien invasions tonight, we in Canada's Space Force are a bit bored. So for every...say, 100 likes, we'll make MTG's mouth and chin a bit bigger. And trust us: there's space to grow. Enjoy!

Prixelated. When you downgrade from 8k to 8bit.

RIP Chuck Norris And hats off to the Grim Reaper for gathering the courage to approach him. That must have been scary. Related #Breaking news: Heaven has reportedly installed an escalator, as no one makes Chuck Norris climb the stairs.

We have an official statement from the residence of Mars. "Sorry. We aimed for Florida."

Thank you CBC for translating the booing. #Olympics

Imagine paying 44 billion dollars for Twitter and then logging in to see this...

The Kennedy Center is being renamed after Donald Trump. Please consider the following names as apt suggestions: Conman Coliseum Thief Theatre Molester Multiplex Dementia Dome Convict Concert Hall Adderall Arena The Racist Room Any other suggestions?

With Christmas fast approaching, we in Canada's Space Force are preparing for our annual Santa Escort and Defense initiative. Together with other national Space Forces and NORAD, we will protect Santa from any possible Space threats, including roge asteroids and Space Pirates. 🚀🇨🇦🎅 Ho Ho Ho, eh!

When your best friend's private plane has been confiscated so you have to travel with old men for a change...

To all our U.S. neighbours who miss the friendship we used to share.. Happy Thanksgiving! To those who enjoy tarrifs and want to annex us... Fine. We’ll take California, Washington, Oregon, and NY. You can keep Florida, Alabama, and whatever’s left of Texas after the next school shooting. Cool?

We in Canada's Space Force have received complaints from other species that it's unfair to be excluded from #MissUniverse2025. The Venusians say their contestant had tailored a special breathing dress for their contestant. And Mars? They were going to send the 3-breasted woman from Total Recall..

As Canada's Space Force, we're proud to admit that none of our Space ships are made by Toyota. But now we know their CEO is MAGA, here's some suggestions for car names: Putin Prius Tangerine Tacoma Felon4Runner Covfefe Corolla RapeyRav4 Tariff Yaris Maga Matrix Small-hand Celica Treason Trundra

Trump's Whitehouse posting McDonald's' Grimace is not that bizarre when you consider that he seems to have a preference for the age group that buys Happy Meals.

This should concern Canada especially, the US is also running an operation in an attempt to disrupt its current government as well. The CIA is in full swing across North America with even less oversight.

Good day, all! Your favourite Canadian Space Force here. Sorry for 3+ month Away mission. We did leave a squadron orbiting to deflect rogue asteroids and thwart alien invasions. We appreciate you all, and realize there's still a resistance to leade. We're back and will be sharing regularly! 🚀🇨🇦

Hi. Remember us? We're back.

We made a meme. Enjoy.

Another day gone by already? Where's this summer going?? ...not that summer means anything to those of us who live in space..

Sorry Bluesky. We got a bit busy yesterday thwarting a Space Pirate ploy to hijack our Timbit delivery to Mars. As it is, here's the the 3rd of 7 (kinda) daily Canadian Factoids...

Hey there Canuckian keeners! Here's Day 2 of our Cosmic Canuck Corps Canadian Factoids. From Canada's Space Force... Enjoy!

Hello Canada! As Canada's Space Force, we've been quite dormant recently. Apparently extraterrestrials aren't interested in visiting while we're dealing with this smalldicktatorship mess.. But it's #CanadaDay! So for the next 7 days, we'll be posting a Canadian factoid each day! Enjoy, ya hosers!

BREAKING: Trump's fragile ego.

TGIF, folks! And by TGIF, we mean TACO's Government Is Fraudulent.

These marketing teams are getting out of control..

Congrats on the new Pope: Pope Bubbles IV

Welp... We're glad that's PoliOVER!

Meanwhile, in Canada: #CanadaElection #Election2025

So... We going to call this The Vance Effect?

#DYK Mercury's interior may be made of diamond, but did you know that the Moon is a giant cake pop?

I think we need to enable CCC just a little. 😈

We in Canada's Space Force wish you all a happy and safe Easter. We also hope you've saved up through the year to buy some eggs to paint...

For #NationalPetDay, we'd like to share our appreciation for the official pet of the Cosmic Canuck Corps... Fluffnuts. Fluffnuts is our resident Tribble, and enjoys chortling, squeaking, and exploring the ventilation system. Tribbles are not dangerous... they're just incredibly prolific.

We heard these were trending back on that bird site.. So to any Canadians out there... What do Trump and Scarborough have in common?

Trump announced his moronicus magnum opus, leading us to ask.. Why only a 10% Tariff on a select few? Let's make a few guesses, yeah? Turkey: He legitimately thinks this is where all turkeys come from. UK: Has golf courses here. Colombia: Doesn't want to make Don Jr. pay more for his cocaine.

#BREAKING Reports are leaking from the White House that Donald Trump is extremely angry. His Executive Order to replace Abraham Lincoln with himself on the Five Dollar bill inadvertently lead to the infamous Colorado Capitol portrait being used.

#BREAKING Elon Musk announces a new airline to compliment his fleet of Swasticars. MUSKWAFFE. "Because you can't say Aryan Race without saying Air."

This looks to be the Ibyuk Pingo, located in the Northwest Territories. But as we in Canada's Space Force have come to call it... The Canadian Millennium Falcon. Like... just look at it!

But if he tariffs champaign, what will people pop when Trump finally leaves office?

@canuckcorps.bsky.social My emotional support Canadian from Term One? (They made me a flag.)

Canadians have begun using #ElbowsUp, a reference to a hockey fighting position where one puts up their elbows in a defensive position with a highly effective counter offensive response. Let's adopt #ElbowsUp as well. We are allies and stand against the same tyrannical despot. 🇨🇦 #AltGov

Clocks forward? Sigh. Fine. We in Canada's Space Force hope you had a wonderful short weekend!

The Cosmic Canuck Corps is the world's most advanced Space Force. One of the perks of joining is getting to know our resident Droid, Chino. Chino makes Tim Hortons Iced Capps. And like any other Timmies employee, he's programmed to mishear your order the first time. We strive for authenticity.

No. That was last spring. We actually visited NASA to discuss space tariffs. So long as we don't charge for Timbits, we can borrow some sugar every now and then from the ISS. Here's a photo of the shuttle's external fuel tank's crotch as proof:

Hello everyone. We apologize for the absence. The Cosmic Canuck Corps Social Media Manager was on an Away Mission for a while, but they're back now. Also, please know that we will not be charging tariffs on any of our memes.

#DYK Orlando: One of the two options for who may be considered the best pilot of the Millennium Falcon.

Shame Trump cursed your team, America. Perhaps you would've won? But no... we're definitely not joining the U.S. now. We're obviously better without. Who'd want to watch Three Nations, anyway? #4Nations