Capen

Capen

@capen.games

Writer, Programmer

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New Food Pyramid just dropped at the Planet Fitness. Looks like you CAN have a little Satan as a treat. Checkmate libs.

Just got out of You Can See Everything and all I can say is DA FREAKIN’ MOVIES

Flipped through the Mr. Beast x James Patterson book at Target. It’s so funny that the premise is basically “to save the world from all its problems, we need to make another billionaire.”

MinnMax is consistently the subscription I am happiest with.

MinnMax@minnmax.com

Thanks for directly supporting MinnMax, this was a fun week! If you enjoyed any of it, consider jumping in at even the $2 tier on Patreon. www.patreon.com/minnmax

”Whoa, hey, don’t get too excited. Remember this is based on a comic book.” -Lanterns, Episode 3

Sony just watching the Xbox One announcement going “…but maybe it could work for us.”

IGN@ign.com

Sony has revealed Live TV on PS5, bringing television free with ads to PlayStation users in the U.S. starting later today. https://bit.ly/4gG03gW

Love to string together a droid-killing combos with the boys then head back to the space fort and have repartee with alien Vic Michaelis.

I'm so lucky to count Mike as a friend, mentor, and colleague. If you use Unreal Engine, there's a good chance he helped you in some way through his writing. Please consider lending him a hand now.

Mike Prinke@mike-prinke.bsky.social

Hey folks. I could use some help bridging the next two months while I wait for my SDI payments to kick in. Come Oct, those will sustain me and my family for the foreseeable future, but in the meantime we still have Aug and Sept to get through. gofund.me/f720613b5

You’re a little guy making a ton of other littler guy friends in a world full of big stuff…or like, normal size stuff. You can’t get a candy bar for $2.50, but you can get this amazing experience.

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social

Tinykin (Steam) is $2.49 on Fanatical buff.ly/CK946Xi $4.99 GOG buff.ly/siPSvd0 #ad $4.99 US PS+ buff.ly/qMTBeKA Deck verified

Just finished Consume Me. It perfectly captures the futility, stress, and misery of trying to optimize your life. It’s also a surprisingly tricky strategy game with a lot of goofy fun mini games. Thanks @qdork.bsky.social !

So cool that we're at the point in the games industry where I want to buy something like Luna Abyss but I don't think any of the money will go to anyone who actually made it since they all got laid off.

Just stained my fence for four hours and I’m only a little over halfway done. This shit sucks. Tom Sawyer TOTALLY EXONERATED, is what I’m saying.

I saw The Secret Agent and loved it so much I went looking for books about the Brazilian dictatorship. I didn't find much (still open to recs) but I stumbled upon Liar's Dice by Juliet Faithfull. Can't recommend it enough if you're interested in that time period and a heartbreaking family story.

Every yoga interaction I have is such a coin flip and it sucks because it really helps me. It’s either “yoga is the cure for every illness and I am the yoga God” or “We are all one spirit and we are here to commune with the Earth Mother” My back just hurts can we please do pigeon pose and be quiet.

Hate that I missed Rogue Prince of Persia last year, but I've probably listened to the soundtrack ten times. And the Prince is still purple on the album art!

My wife just read patch notes for the first time in her life (Stardew Valley) and said “I don’t know how anyone makes a video game.” She has ascended.

Second attempt at a sourdough loaf. Nearly over baked it but ironically it’s more moist than my first one because I let it cool completely before cutting. Denying yourself warm bread you made is harder than not petting service dogs.

If you’re getting someone a Kindle this year, go ahead and pay to have the ads removed. They used to be ok at recommending books or at least hilariously bad, but now it’s all AI books and just really depressing.

The new Pokemon TCG app just dropped and it’s great but uh, are we sure about these pack names, The Pokemon Company?

Been playing the Black Ops 6 beta and I'm devastated to report the Call of Duty formula still works on my simple little brain.