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This isn’t where I parked my car…

I wish Sundays didn’t have a Monday after it.

7 days until I see Miya and Mimi. 7 days until my besties are here in Texas with me. I’m so excited I’m bouncing out of my skin.

It’s always someone with no bread telling you how to make a sandwich.

There was an adorable cafe in my city doing a NANA event and I couldn’t resist :3

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Performative friendships are so whakadoodle to me.

I got that frog in me. Ribbit. 🐸

Sometimes the lion does get a little concerned about the opinions of sheep. Sometimes those opinions are baffling and concerning.

Why do cave divers do that. Why do they do that. I could never. Why are you squeezing yourself down a hole you can’t fit in. Stop that.

“Would you like to use the AI assistant?” I want to trap your AI assistant in a digital space on an external hard drive and fling it into the cosmos.

If you’re not making soup with me then you’re making soup against me.

I’m a firm believer that music is a body experience as well as auditory and I find it so weird when people just stand not moving at a concert like are you okay??

Everytime I see this little fucker I want to punt it into the moon.

One smooch per boo-boo is best I can do. No ask for more.

At this point I’m playing Russian roulette with my food.

My cousins wedding party is Lord of the Rings themed. On a scale of 1-10 how appropriate would it be to show up as the Witch King of Angmar??

I don’t have to be pretty the same way you’re pretty to be considered pretty

I’m either going to respond to messages with short answers or the most incoherent ramblings that I truly find hilarious and the person I’m answering certainly does not and there is no in between

Having adhd means that because I can’t decide on what to eat for breakfast (decision paralysis) I won’t eat and you can imagine how annoying that is cause I’m really hungry 🫩

I wish dating was easier like I just want someone to eat food with, go to concerts with, go book shopping with and then we also watch movies and shows together and we have parellel play and we also do our own thing without each other and no one, NO ONE, makes me go fucking hiking.

I think if I could hibernate the way a bear does it would actually fix my life

Felt a breeze this morning in Texas so now I gotta dig my jackets out of storage I guess

Has anyone figured out when

That’s my emotional support maladaptive daydream.

It’s kind of crazy but I literally only get anything done because I have insomnia and will do it at 1am.

I have been religiously checking for resale tickets for weeks and I finally got one. Crying, screaming, throwing up that it was available because it was this or two front row tickets at $2500 which is EGREGIOUS.

Looking at pictures of my friend like they’re my dead wife after spending the weekend with them and just reminiscing.

If there is no pet at your house party then I don’t know what I’m doing here

“Showering without me?” Asks the eldritch horror haunting my bathroom sink. “Go back down the drain you freak.” I respond.

I gotta give props to speed runners because my attention span has me spending hours on silly things in a game. I can’t imagine focusing long enough to ignore side quests.

How I feel once I finally decide on something to eat after spending five hours trying to figure it out.

I love being a lesbian.

I have like fifteen unplayed video games and for some reason I want to replay Kingdom Hearts instead

Trying to find the balance between being informed and not depressed

There’s just no way the economy is able support this many DJs

I guess I’m just glad that I’ve remained a kind person despite it all.

I miss being able to eat food without wondering if it’s been recalled this week

The spirit is so fucking willing but the flesh is tired and ready for a nap

Sometimes you gotta take a Mike’s hard look at your life

*scrolls through my drafts laying on my bed kicking my feet* what weird shit should I post now

Okay it’s time to lock in *puts on Sims 2 soundtrack*

I clock in I suffer I clock out

Fuck, guys, I actually woke up early and on time today and I got a lot of work done already. There’s a lesson here but I don’t know if I’ll learn it.

It’s me and my concerning sleep schedule against the world

Me every day after work